Ai: When I see lovers' names carved into a tree, I don't think it's cute.
I find it disturbing how many people bring knives on dates.
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Ranmaru: DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE.
You little rebel, I like you.
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Camus: I'm stuck between a rock and someone I'd like to hit with it.
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Reiji: I don't like myself.
Ranmaru: That's very common.
Reiji: Really?
Ranmaru: Oh yeah, loads of people don't like you.
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Ranmaru: At my funeral, take the bouquet of my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
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Eiichi: What state do you live in?
Ittoki: Constant despair, you?
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Ai: I went to donate blood today, but they kept asking too many questions.
Who's blood is this?
Where did you get it?
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Eiji: Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not a c?
Van: Because you can't see in the dark.
Ba-dum-tss
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Ittoki: Last book that made you cry.
Syo: University physics with modern physics 14th edition by Hugh D. Young, Roger A. Freedman
Reiji: No doubt tears of joy.
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Tokiya: Are you scared of the dark?
Ittoki: No, just the enraged serial killers hiding there.
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Haruka: What do you do in your free time?
Ai: I stalk.
Haruka: Really? I like walks in the park or go to the movies with friends.
Ai: I know.
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Raging Otori when's he's asked to say something positive: I believe there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck. Except me of course.
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Reiji: Today I saw an ad that said '1$ radio for sale, volume stuck on full'
I thought 'I can't turn that down'
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Yamato: Deja poo- the feeling that you've heard this crap before.
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Syo: My life feels like a test I didn't study for.
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Nagi: I'm not insulting you.
I'm just describing you.
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Camus: I was asked what I look for in a relationship. And apparently "A way out" wasn't the right answer.
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Raging Otori: What doesn't kill you
disappoints me.
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Ai: When I say "What?" It's not because I didn't hear you, I'm just giving you a chance to change what you just said.
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(Sorry Eiichi!)
Eiichi: I'm trying to act like a normal, happy, mentally stable person today. Wish me luck.
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Ranmaru: Be careful when you follow the Masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
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Masato: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.
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Satsuki: I was taught to think before I act.
So if I punch you, rest assured I've thought about it and am confident in my decision.
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Shion: A certain darkness is required to see the stars.
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I use Quartet night so much, I need to start using more variety. I worked on it a bit, I still used Quartet night a lot, but I added some variety! I hope you enjoyed! Thank you so much for reading! Request are always open! Bye-bye
~Babyhibunny
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