(Sorry if this one's a little short) (Source: The tumblr: Incorrect templates)(Warning: Cursing)
Reiji: I got in trouble with Ai just because I came home late.
Ranmaru: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hope up like that and then showing up again.
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Reiji: Which way did they go?
Ai: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.
Reiji: You could really figure it out from that?
Ai: No, you idiot, they sent me a text. See?
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Ittoki: This was almost a great idea.
Syo: You just described 90% of our stuff.
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Van: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.
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Ryuya: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Yamato: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in his own pool. Big difference.
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Ai: Reiji, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Reiji: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
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Syo: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
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Ren: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Masato You're so proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
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Nagi: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
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Natsuki: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Ai: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
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Camus: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Ranmaru: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
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Reiji: Where in the world is Camus?
Ranmaru: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe he melted?
Ranmaru: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?
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Eiichi: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Van: We could attack them with hummus.
Eiichi: I stand corrected.
Van: Just keeping things in perspective.
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Reiji: Name a way to be nice to others.
Ai: Don't kill them.
Reiji: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.
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Ren: That is a nice ass shirt.
Syo: Thank you, but, to be honest, its called "pants" not an "ass shirt."
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Nagi: What are we doing?
Shion: Wasting our lives.
Nagi: I meant for lunch.
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Masato: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Syo: It's kind of complicated, but Ren-
Masato: Got it. Forget I asked.
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(The rare moment when Natsuki gets upset)
Syo: Natsuki, calm down.
Natsuki: I can't calm down! You need to calm UP!
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*Watching a horror movie.*
Reiji: Are you scared?
Ai: In this economy who wouldn't be.
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Nagi: How you hate to be wrong.
Ai: I wouldn't know, I'm not familiar with the sensation.
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*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.*
Haruka: *Minding my own business, looking for tortilla chips.*
Haruka: *Finds tortilla chips.*
Nagi, to Shion: See, she knows what she's here for. She knows what she's doing. Be more like her. MAKE A DECISION, SHION.
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And that's it. Definitely short. Sorry about that. I also apologize about the lateness of the Natsuki & Syo birthday oneshot. I'm working on it currently. I'll try to get it out hopefully within this week. Thank you so much for always being patient with me. I hope you have a wonderful day/night. Bye-Bye, for now.
~Babyhibunny
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