Uta no prince sama x reader Oneshots

Incorrect Utapri Quotes pt.5

(None of the quotes are mine, I just put them with the characters)

Haruka: Every time I see Ai angry, there is a Reiji behind him who has no idea what he did wrong.

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Satsuki: From the moment I saw you, I knew I would spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

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Haruka: You think you're special just because it's your birthday.

No way!!! You're special every day!

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Ranmaru: I just wanted to let you know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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Raging Otori: I think it's cute when people try to hurt my feelings.

Nice try.

I don't have any.

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Masato: Patience: What you have when there are too many witnesses.

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Satsuki(pretending to be Natsuki): You're not speaking to me anymore?

Really?

Promise?

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Camus: I don't have enough energy to pretend I like you today.

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Syo: The moment when your alarm goes of and you wonder if you really need a job.

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Yamato(If he worked at a resturant): Our menu consists of two things: take it or leave it.

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Eiji: Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

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Camus: When someone says get a grip, apparently around their neck is not what they meant.

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Ren to Syo: I bet you get really excited when you hit your head on something.

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Camus: I've taking up photography because it's the only place where you can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail.

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Reiji: What type of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly squats.

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Reiji: At my age, rolling out of bed in the morning is the easy part.

Getting off the floor is a whole other story.

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Reiji: Did you know bones were made out of Gold?

Ai: Oh come one, that's Fo-phosphorus.

(I made this one. I think it shows.)

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Reiji: What did one ocean say to the other.

Ranmaru: what

Reiji: Nothing, they just waved.

Ranmaru: oh

Reiji: Did you sea what I did there?

Ranmaru: How do you have friends?

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Tokiya: Hey

Reiji: Hey

Tokiya: Did you know Microsoft just bought Skype for more then 10 million dollars?

Reiji: Really??

Idiots....they could have just downloaded it for free.

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Reiji: Knock Knock

Ittoki: Who's there?

Reiji: Britiney Spears

Ittoki: Britney Spears who?

Reiji: Knock Knock

Ittoki: Who's there

Reiji: Oops I did it again.

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Nagi: How do you stay warm in a cold room?

Ai: You go to the corner since it's always 90 degrees.

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Ai: What if "It's raining men" and "let the bodies hit the floor" are the same event from a different perspective.

Ranmaru: What kind of drugs are you on?

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Nagi: I invented a new word!

Ai: What is it?

Nagi: Plagiarism!

Ai: -_-

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Van: Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him "What's the word on the street?"

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Nagi: Knock knock

Eiichi: Who's there?

Nagi: Control freak.

Eiichi: Con-

Nagi: Now you say "Control freak who?"

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I hope you enjoyed! Been awhile since I've made one of these as well. Thank you so much for reading. Sorry I use Quartet night so often. I've been trying to make an effort to add others as well. Bye-bye

~Babyhibunny