DC: Now, I know I've never asked anything of you guys before.
*beat*
California: Did he seriously just say that?
Florida: Son of a bitch! This is why I need mad scientist insurance! They even took my novelty slot-machine! Who DOES that???
Georgia: DC, there appears to be some very angry men approaching from outside.
DC: Jehovah's Witnesses?
Georgia: Angrier.
Florida: Can I still cut your leg off?
Utah': *gives him a "WTF?!" look*
Tennessee: Hey Bama, take your love triangle outside, some of us are trying to sleep.
Alabama: Outside is a cold heartless vacuum.
Tennessee: So's Indiana.
Texas: I don't even know what he's doing right now, he's just dancing around naked!
Florida: Yo, my name's Florida, and you know I'm always kissing guys!
DC: We could use a little help, y'know!
Gov: We are providing tactical moral support.
IDC: Go team.
California: But I don't wanna live in a giant mistake!
Nevada: TOUGH SHIT, KID!
Massachusetts: Okay, your story sucks.
New York: You suck!
Gov: Hawaii... I really don't think this is going to work out.
Hawaii: I know.
Gov: You know, you're really a nice girl.
Hawaii: I know.
Gov: And it's not you, it's me.
Hawaii: I know.
Rhode Island: Oh, just give us the sugar you little shit, or I'll just disembowel your goddamn guts and chew on it like a Soylent Snicker bar in Hannibal Lecter's candy factory!
Austin: Well, that does sound like Oprah.
Wow so much of TBF is so unfunny now
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DC Headcanon's 6: Sparkle Sparkle!
General FictionFUCK YEAH SPARKLE SPARKLE (That's a reference no one will get)
