DC Headcanon's 6: Sparkle Sparkle!

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Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time but wild!Kentucky

Starts off with Kentucky waking up after a long night of partying, hungover as fuck. West is already scolding him, Virginia is yelling at him, god he just wants a drink. 

We get snapshots of the parties Kentucky attends where he's the best one in the room because he's so drunk. Falling off tables, flirting with people downing bottle after bottle, pint after pint etc 

Another morning being hungover but this time he's sick. He really thinks he needs help but Virginia's yelling at him and god what does he know??? He leaves Virginia and West for the day seeking his next drink. 

We eventually see the night he meets Georgia, and he's of course drunk flirting with him but Georgia just wants him to go away. Then the plate incident happens. Which everyone around them think is hilarious. 

The end of the song would be Kentucky's realization in the middle of the party as he feels himself being sick and these people are around him and he can't stand on his feet and oh God why did he drink that much.....he needs help