Closer

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by guessimdemons92

by guessimdemons92

gore, sexual themes, pleasefortheloveofgoddon'tlookupthisvideoI'mbeggingyouI'mactuallybeggingyou tw

District made his family react to one of his favorite songs music video. This is what happened

Gov: The fuck is this? An old timey film?

Georgia: Is that a heart?

IDC: (gags)

DC: This room makes me feel unclean.

Kentucky: This beat kinda goes.

FBI: Holy naked woman....was that a monkey?

Virginia: So we're going sacrilegious.

Georgia: (puts down his coffee mug) He wants to what me like an animal?

CIA: BEE. Spin me like that!

CDC: (stares confused)

Gov: Is this the shit you like?

IDC: Are the men behind the curtain supposed to represent the older people who think this guys music is Satanic.

Virginia: .....Was the heart enough?

DC: Pretty sure you're not supposed to smell it.

Kentucky: (singing along) I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL. This song is so good!

IDC: Now we're on bondage????

FBI: I'm uncomfortable and yet....

CDC: I-I don't want to know.

Gov: No this is sick Dizzy.

DC: Okay but we're all in agreement the guys hot right?

Kentucky: This would make a good stripper song.

CIA: I'm not spinning you like that-

FBI: DO IT.

CDC: I-I'm c-confused about the child.

IDC: WHY DID HE LICK THE MIC???

Gov: No I'm done. Done. Never show me your music ever again. (leaves)

District: (off screen) Oh but if it was Lady Gaga-

Gov: (comes back in) You wanna talk shit about the princess of pop?

DC: (off screen) That's Britney Spears!

Gov: Stay out of this Dee!