DC Headcanon's 6: Sparkle Sparkle!

The Trick For Eating

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This is more of what The_Avacodo and I were talking about

t was a typical day at the Statehouse where chaos was already reining and the states were already getting on each other's nerves.

Florida was happily making his way to the living room, satisfied after winning three games of Mario Kart against Louisiana and looking for another boyfriend to talk to. He passed DC's office, finding the door half ajar meaning 'I'm very busy' and was about to leave him alone when his eye caught something.

DC sat at his desk, as per usual, surrounded by paperwork. But instead of him diligently going through his paperwork and laptop, he was going at it at the contents of a jar, pulling some, it looked like pudding, of the contents out of the jar and sticking it in his already full mouth.

He was eating.

Florida was stunned into silence, unsure what to do. Half his brain told him this was probably DC just 'rewarding' himself after finishing some work, but the other half remained hopeful that his boyfriend was giving in to what his body wanted i.e. food. Still amazed, Florida dashed away into the kitchen where New York and California were arguing by the counter over some bread frying in the pan.

"DEE'S EATING." Florida yelled, stopping the argument in its tracks.

"What?" California asked as New York whipped around.

"I was walking down the hall, and I peeked in, and he was eating!" Florida explained.

"You sure this ain't one of his rewards?" New York asked.

"I'm not sure, but he's eating porridge. Why would he be rewarding himself with porridge?" Florida asked. The two states were stunned into silence just as DC walked back into the kitchen, holding the now empty jar, and smiling at his three boyfriends.

"What not causing chaos, Dia?" DC teased kissing Florida on the cheek.

"N-Not yet, Loui's still sleeping off his hangover." Florida lied. DC suppressed a burp with his hand, and refilled his coffee mug.

"Well nothing that'll cause a migraine, okay?" DC said with a smile, taking a sip then walking off. His three boyfriends watched him leave then turned their eyes to the empty jar sitting on the counter.

"So....this is a reward right?" New York asked, the three unsure what to think.

Another week, another meeting and the states were all gathered in the meeting room waiting for DC to arrive and start. Florida grinned at the chaos he had already caused; Texas and Oklahoma were arguing about college football and California was defending himself against the west. It was going to be a good meeting.

The door opened and some states glanced up to DC entering the room with paperwork under his arm, holding a plate in the other, looking exhausted but determined.

"Sorry, I had to call Gov about some new bill they're trying to put through the Senate." DC explained sitting at the table. He placed the paperwork to his side and put the plate in front of him, filling his fork with the lettuce, about to take a bite when he glanced up.

"What...what you got there son?" Georgia asked, amazed.

"Oh. Oh it's this salad combo. It's really good." DC said with a smile. He stuffed the fork in his mouth, not noticing Kentucky and Georgia glancing at one another.