Nevada: Don't worry California, we'll always be right behind you
California: Thanks!
Nevada: With a knife.
California: Oh.
Nevada: To stab you.
California: ....I get it.
Nevada: And twist it.
California: Ok.
Nevada: I HATE YOU.
California: THANKS NEVADA.
Texas: Just leave me alone, it's not serious
Florida: Not serious! As if! I got a C+ in first aid! I can tell!
Texas: I thought that class was pass/fail.
Florida: Oh. Then maybe the C was an F. I have trouble with the alphabet sometimes.
Florida: Hey look, a clown!
DC: Hey that's my suit!
DC: For once I'd like to be around when something exciting happens, you know?
(COVID)
DC: Me and my stupid mouth!
(Playing a game)
Florida: I'm trying to force it, but it won't go!
DC: The head is backwards.
Louisiana: Try jiggling it around.
DC: The head is backwards.
Florida: Maybe it's broken?
DC: THE HEAD IS BACKWARDS!
Florida: Are you okay?
DC: Yeah, I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream.
Goku: Oh, really? Can I have some?
DC: I'm surrounded by idiots.
New York: Looks like he's been... disarmed.
Georgia: (in another room)... I get it!
Oklahoma: Hey, at least I don't live alone with a cat!
California: Yeah? Well at least I get some pus— wow, that did not come out right.
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DC Headcanon's 6: Sparkle Sparkle!
General FictionFUCK YEAH SPARKLE SPARKLE (That's a reference no one will get)
