DC Headcanon's 6: Sparkle Sparkle!

Horror Movie Shorts: States React 1

Old Maid

Maryland: Why is the bride alone on her wedding day? 

Nevada: A card under the door is a good conversation starter

York: The (speaks in New York) is the house tilted? 

DC: Fiance seems like a charming fellow

Gov: (already hiding) 

Florida: Uh oh you know what dropping the pearls mean!

York: RUN YOU IDIOT

Nevada: Oh please don't listen to the card. 

Maryland: Can I have her dress? 

York: (speaks in New York) She's listening to the card!

Florida: Some people in horror movies just deserve to die

Gov: If I don't look I won't see it .

DC: Don't turn around don't turn around don't turn....oh phew. She's safe....wait....

York: Ya know what you deserved to die

Nevada: Wouldn't it be funny if the Old Maid got him too

Florida: Plot twist, the Old Maid marries him instead

Maryland: He looks like a douche

DC: Stupidest ending ever.

Gov: I wasn't scared. 

Floor 9.5

California: Who works this la-okay my boyfriend

Mass: ....This is actually a legitimate fear of mine 

Florida: Hey it's Mr. World Wide!

York: STAY IN THE ELEVATOR 

Utah: (holding Bible) 

California: This feels like something out of Black Mirror

York: DON'T LISTEN TO-(speaks in New York) 

Florida: He's from the 305 he knows what to get what he wants

Utah: OH NO-

Mass: Nail him in the back of the head you idiot!

York: Oh now this idiot's going to get himself caught!

California: 0/10. Not enough 'modern tech is evil'.