DC Headcanon's 6: Sparkle Sparkle!

smile and nod

There was a song that popped up on my FYP which is like 'I don't know what we're talking about' and if that's not DC I don't know what else it is 

Just this entire part is DC dissociating during a meeting

I'm pretty sure you're telling me about your new job

I'm not absorbing anything - smile and nod

I'm thinking about ladders, if I tell you is that odd?

Is it my turn to talk? you're looking at me, oh god!

Focus... focus... penguin in a costume

How many Draculas are hiding in this room

Marlon Brando was so very handsome in his prime

I'd make an awesome cop if I could stop committing crimes!

And then someone yells 'DC' and snaps him back