DC Headcanon's 6: Sparkle Sparkle!

*giggle at a funeral*

Religious trauma Kentucky is something I need to do more with

Like being the oldest son of a mega family must've put so much responsibility on him 

Sometimes he wants to see if his family has any descendants just to see how they turned out, but he knows they probably hate him

If a southern state starts going on about 'Well the Bible says...' during a meeting, Kentucky has to contain the rage 

When the twins were babies, he couldn't imagine someone being abusive to them to break their spirit 

This would be an interesting dynamic with fellow dad squad member Utah