DC Headcanon's 6: Sparkle Sparkle!

Horror Movie Shorts THE FINALE

Alma 

NJ: Is this a (speaks in Jersey) Christmas short

S. Dakota: Is this a Pixar short? 

York: Y'know this would be a nice chance of pace. 

Washington: Oh good only got us to four shorts before we hit creepy dolls 

NJ: Kid this is the point where you run

S. Dakota: Okay now this is really the point where you run

York: What can we say? Kids are dumb. (shouts off screen) THEY ARE.

Washington: Awww boo hoo the demon doll didn't let you into the shop

NJ: You (speaks in Jersey) fucking idiot

S. Dakota: Okay, ya saw the doll. Now leave.

York: Wide open door! Right there! So you can leave!

Washington: O-Okay...so the doll....can't get out...

NJ: (face palms) 

S. Dakota: I don't like this game

York: I hate to say it but kid deserves it.

Washington: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE-

NJ: And now you're trapped in a doll! Congrats!

S. Dakota: Hey I got a brother who'd really like to be a doll.

York: I love the cheerful music after he's trapped. It's like the short makers are in on it.

Washington: That's it. I'm smashing every doll I see. 

Whisper

Alabama: I don't like the look of this already

Kentucky: Oh that's one of 'em Amazon Echo things

Rhode: Who sleeps with their bedroom door open? 

York: I think this is the point where you unplug the damn thing

Alabama: Mhm yep. Told ya this is evil.

Kentucky: She knows she can run right? 

Rhode: Man this is the easiest demon killing in the world.

York: DON'T LISTEN TO IT-

Alabama: And who sleeps with the closet door open???

Kentucky: (snickers) This is great! It's so stupid!

Rhode: If this is a jump scare-

York: OH THAT LOOKS SO FAKE

Alabama: I REBUKE

Kentucky: (laughing hysterically) 

Rhode: (a lot of New England words)