Coffer
IDC: As opposed to Covefe?
N. Dakota: Ope, hey it's the lady from last time!
York: Your chest starts moving by itself one night. You have two options, one get out of there or two, be an idiot.
New Mexico: ORALE don't check it!
IDC: Put some books on it then run!
York: Oh yeah because that'll hold!
N. Dakota: RUN.
New Mexico: (cursing in Spanish)
IDC: No don't go-see I'd survive a horror movie
N. Dakota: Do ya have a brother? Because then ya could just toss him in
York: Someone push her down, I'm sick of her.
New Mexico: Good, you've established it's deep, turn around!
IDC: (face palms)
N. Dakota: (Mid-Western cursing)
York: Yep. You deserved that.
New Mexico: We've come to talk to you about your cars warranty.
The Replacement
Illinois: Oh no don't involve a kid!
Montana: Dipper Pines the early years.
Arizona: (gasp) He lives in Arizona!!!!
York: Oh no, kid, don't make me call you stupid.
Illinois: Kid this is the point where you run
Montana: See you can tell this kid doesn't live in the city if he's following a mysterious clone.
Arizona: (screams) (hides under table)
York: What the fuck.
Illinois: Is da kid the new kid?
Montana: Wait has he been-oh I get the title now.
Arizona: (peeks) Is it clear?
York: Okay but the mom should notice right-I'M NOT SCARED JERSEY SHUT UP.
Illinois: Dats fucked up...
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DC Headcanon's 6: Sparkle Sparkle!
General FictionFUCK YEAH SPARKLE SPARKLE (That's a reference no one will get)
