a/n: you asked for more crack fics so here you go
😈 FOS 😈
chair guy: peter
chair guy: PETER
chair guy: are you on a mission rn??? I have an important question
motorcycle jeepers: He's probably just asleep
chair guy: PETER
chair guy: PETER
motorcycle jeepers: PETER
Spider fursona: sorry what's going on
chair guy: where were you
Spider fursona: WHY IS THAT MY NAME
motorcycle jeepers: because ned my name look like this so I retaliated
Spider fursona changed their name to wise jedi pete
motorcycle jeepers changed their name to MJ
chair guy: PETER
wise jedi pete: WHAT
chair guy: I have a really serious and important question
MJ: Hm
wise jedi pete: okay what is it
chair guy: so as spider-man you have to wear a mask right??
wise jedi pete: yes??
chair guy: do you smile underneath it?
MJ: Oh no
wise jedi pete: how is this serious and important?
chair guy: yes or no
wise jed pete: i guess???
chair guy: so I guess you could say you wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time?
wise jedi pete: ???? huh
MJ: Ned I'm going to block you
wise jedi pete: wait I feel like i've heard that while babysitting morgan
wise jedi pete: is that a quote from something? like a kids movie or something???
chair guy: HAHHHH Peter is old
wise jedi pete: i am so lost
MJ: [Link: Spider-Man gets kicked into the Hudson fighting off new Villain!]
MJ: Dude are you okay
wise jedi pete: worst day ever
chair guy: how many showers have you had today lmao
wise jedi pete: not enough. may did not look at me when i got home for dinner
MJ: You're such an idiot
wise jedi pete:
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