*Spider-Man has added Spider-Man into the Avengers Group Chat*
Tony: ???
Spider-Man: did this actually work??? Waitttt
Natasha: Who are you.
Clint: Nat you have competition for the spidersona 😂😂
Tony: kid what are you doing
Clint: ok I know that wasn't my brightest thing to say, but that doesn't make me a kid?? I'm wounded, tony.
Tony: Clint shut up a second. Peter, what are you doing?
Thor: Who is Peter? And who is Man of Spiders?
Spider-Man: oh my god
Capsicle: That's kind of offensive.
Spider-Man: Sorry Captain America. Thank you for your service
Capsicle: You're very welcome!
Green: We still don't know who Peter is, or 'Spider-Man'
Spider-Man: OH MY G 0 B
Capsicle: sure.
Tony: just think of him as a stubborn kid who is unfortunately good at his job
Spider-Man: hey!! >:((
Clint: nice double chin bahaha
Natasha: I don't think that's what he meant when he did that.
Green: Is Peter and Spider-Man the same person?
Tony: yeah
Spider-Man: no
Clint: you've been exposed.
Spider-Man: Cover? Blown.
Wig? Snatched.
Hotel? Trivago.
Natasha: That was pretty good. A+, kid.
Thor: I don't understand?
Capsicle: Join the club.
Tony: joining.
*Thor has changed Spider-Man's name to Small Child*
Small Child: WHAT
Natasha: ha ha
*Tony has screenshot the chat*
Thor: What? I thought it was fitting. I found photos of Spider-Man on the web. He is small and definitely a child.
Small Child: excuse me
Small Child: bahaha 'on the web'
Capsicle: I can't understand a word of this?
Natasha: hm.
Green: why aren't we talking about the fact that a stranger just hacked himself into the avengers group chat?
Small Child: offended? You guys literally worked with me
Clint: when?? I must have forgotten
Small Child: eh you know just this one time
Tony: He partnered with us once three months ago for a robbery that had 1 more person than the team had. He just popped up and decided to help.
Small Child: and I did amazingly.
Natasha: I remembered.
Clint: why didn't you say anything?
Natasha: Yes.
Clint: ????
Small Child: I'm just gonna drop some memes in here
Small Child:
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Green: What is that?
Capsicle: Yeah, what is that??
Clint: nooo
Small Child: yOU DONT KNOW WHAT VEGGIETALES ARE
Clint: nOOOO
Small Child: VEGGIETALES IS WHAT SHAPED THIS G E N E R A T I O N AND I EXPECT NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR BOB AND LARRY
Tony: I will literally ban you from this chat
Small Child: bet
*Small Child was removed from the chat by Tony*
Clint: this is so sad Alexa play despacito
*Clint was removed from the chat by Tony*
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Spider-Son & Iron Dad one shots
FanfictionA whole bunch of funny, cute one shots for our favourite father-son duo in the MCU:) -- MY CONTENT AND ACCOUNT IS NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR ST*RKER SHIPPERS. THIS IS A PUBLIC AND VERY LOUD DNI. GTFO MY PAGE.
