A whole bunch of funny, cute one shots for our favourite father-son duo in the MCU:)
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a/n: haha,, What if I,,, rewrote another idea for peter. Just kidding,,,, haha,,,, ,,,,,unless,?
IronDad: Hey. When does your school get out?
spider-clown: uhh
spider-clown: w h y
IronDad: Just answer the question.
spider-clown: oh my goodness okay
spider-clown: uhh well I have decathlon today so I would get out at like four-ish
IronDad: Ok. Thanks
spider-clown: w h y
[seen]
spider-clown: ???? omg guess I'll live in constant fear
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spider-clown: mr. stark WHY was I just called down to the office
IronDad: You said four-ish, right?
spider-clown: YEAH???
IronDad: Yeah, get down here. I brought you donuts for your decathlon class.
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spider-clown: why did i lose my wifi
IronDad: I saw that you've been watching The Great British Baking Show without me
spider-clown: say sike right now
IronDad: No
spider-clown: please,,, I will do anything,,,, mr. stark,,,,
IronDad: Anything?
spider-clown: yes
IronDad: Then Perish
spider-clown: you know sometimes I genuinely cannot believe that I live in this timeline
IronDad: That is very ominous, thank you
spider-clown: of course
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IronDad has changed spider-clown's name to Spider-Kid
IronDad: Sorry, that name is just weird. Reminds me of that one movie
Spider-Kid: hey wait no, my aloof yet charming lowercase aesthetic has been botched
Spider-Kid has changed Spider-Kid's name to spider-kid
IronDad: I am in a state of bafflement. Literally what on earth. What creature are you.
spider-kid: AHSHJAHS
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spider-kid: me: according to all known
You: stop it. Stop it right now. Stop. I don't want to hear the bee movie script ever again. If I could go my whole life without hearing the bee movie script, I would be happy.
me:
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IronDad: What?
spider-kid: it's a joke father
spider-kid: u r supposed to go "hah hah hah very funny and good wowie"
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IronDad: Come over to the compound
spider-kid: y
spider-kid: I can't I've got a car on my feet
IronDad: Excuse me?!
spider-kid: CAT
IronDad: WOW
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spider-kid has changed IronDad's name to ghee buttersnaps
ghee buttersnaps: Young people still watch that show?
spider-kid: WWAIT WHAT
ghee buttersnaps has changed ghee buttersnaps name to IronDad
IronDad: Haha
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IronDad: Are you able to watch Morgan this Friday?
spider-kid: yeah of course!! tell her I'm excited to see her then
IronDad: Okay :)
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IronDad: We watching the exorcist tonight?
spider-kid: absolutely not
IronDad: No?
spider-kid: if you would like I can call mj because she likes scary movies
spider-kid: y'all would probably get along really well actually now that I think about it
IronDad: Isn't MJ the girl who makes fun of that one kid? The one that makes fun of you for no reason?
spider-kid: i
IronDad: I like her. I hope she becomes my daughter in law one day.
spider-kid: the VOLUME IN THIS BUS IS ASTRONOMICAL
