A whole bunch of funny, cute one shots for our favourite father-son duo in the MCU:)
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Tony: sure but I'm in a meeting right now so it's might take a while
Peter: Mr. Stark I was completely joking I'm so sorry for bothering you in your meeting oh my god-
Peter: mR. STARK WHY IS THERE $30000 IN MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT
Tony: I'm bored
XXX
Tony:
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Tony: please explain your weird gen z humour I am begging you
Peter: sorry Mr. Stark I just can't do it. It would be too much to 🅱️rocess
Tony: ??
Peter: *weird finger guns*
Tony: ???
XXX
Peter:
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Tony: where on earth would you see cows in New York City
Peter: where on earth does that sentence make sense? Ooh gottem *dabs*
Tony: you knew what I meant. Also, ur grounded
Peter: Mr. Stark 🅱️lease I didn't mean it
Tony: why do you use that emoji
Peter: what emoji
Tony: nevermind
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Peter: could you help me with a science project?
Tony: sure bring it over
Peter: okay see you soon
XXX
Peter: hey tony? you know you mean a lot to me, right?
Tony: um... where is this coming from?
Peter: I just need you to know
Tony: Peter, where are you? What's going on?
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Peter: Sorry again for scaring you
Tony: yeah whatever just don't send me alarming messages like that when you're in reality doing something dumb
Peter: putting rubber bands on a watermelon until it explodes is not dumb and it was a life threatening action and I needed you to know that I care about you in case something went wrong
Tony: You're literally the cause of all my grey hairs.
Peter: :)
XXX
Tony: F.R.I.D.A.Y text the kid and tell him I may be late for our brunch—why do they even call it that, that's so stupid—no, take that part out. I'm going to restart. Tell the kid, I'm going to be late for our breakfast-lunch and I'll be there when I can, love you kid. Wait, no take the last three words out. Got all of that? Okay cool. Send.
Peter: love you too mr. stark. youre the best science dad I've ever had
Tony: Good lord I need to fix Friday's programming ASAP
