Spider-Son & Iron Dad one shots

The Golden Trio

Peter Parker has added Ned Leeds

Peter Parker has added Michelle Jones

Peter Parker has renamed the chat "The Golden Trio"

Michelle Jones has renamed the chat "losers"

Peter Parker: ??? Is that like,,, ur thing??

Michelle Jones: no it's just the truth

Michelle Jones changed Peter Parker's name to Spidey

Spidey: !!

Michelle Jones: loser

Ned Leeds: oh shoot

Michelle Jones changed Ned Leeds' name to Loser

Loser: that's bullying

Loser changed Michelle Jones' name to Drawer

Drawer: how dare you. it's not a 'drawer' it's an artist. learn the difference you disappointing bag of skittles.

Spidey: YIKES

Loser changed Drawer's name to Artist oml

Artist oml: acceptable.

Loser: go o d

Loser: I swear I lost like eight years of my life from one angry text message from you

Artist oml: im glad.

Spidey: 😂

Loser: Peter are we going to talk about the fact that mj literally knows that you're??? You know,,,, thwip thwip??

Artist oml: did you really just refer to spider-man as 'thwip thwip'

Spidey: I'm used to it, lol. Seriously though, how'd you find out??

Artist oml: you'd be surprised about how much i know.

Loser: Is anyone else slightly threatened???

Spidey: yes?? Are you okay, MJ?

Artist oml: yes.

Spidey: ok... we're here if you ever need us though

Loser: ^^

Spidey: didn't mean to make it all serious, lol. Sorry

Artist oml: all good. it's kinda nice to know im supported.

Loser: awww❤️❤️❤️❤️

Spidey: ^^We love you too, MJ :))

Spidey has changed Artist oml's name to Love you, MJ

Love you, MJ: something you want to tell me, parker?

Spidey: No, why?

Loser: skskksksks p e t e r

Spidey: oh

Spidey: OH

Spidey: I didn't meant it that way geez I'm sorry I mean like you're really cool and like, if we did end up together I mean cool great but I'd be fine with just friends too

Love you, MJ: um

Loser: yikes I'm just gonna blast bye

Loser has left the chatroom

Love you, MJ: pete?

Spidey: sknekdnw I'm embarrassed

Spidey: lets uhhmmm lets talk in direct messages

Love you, MJ: okay.

XXXX

Loser has joined the chatroom

Loser: so??

Love you, MJ: lmao we're dating now

Spidey: m j n o

Love you, MJ: mj yes

Loser: I feel like I'm talking to two different people what just happened

Spidey: but Ned I love her

Loser: I literally—

Love you, MJ renamed the chat "The Golden Trio"

Love you, MJ has changed Love you, MJ's name to loser

Loser: *gasp*

Spidey: whoa

Spidey has changed Loser's name to guy in the chair

guy in the chair: yesss

Spidey: Sorry I just had to just differentiate you two

loser: okay

guy in the chair: very nice

Spidey: I read that like PewDiePie

loser: you watch him?

Spidey: y e s?

loser: cool

guy in the chair: I literally thought you were about to be attacked but then it's just "cool"

Spidey: Same

loser: i can change my response if you'd like

Spidey: no I'm good thanks uwu

guy in the chair: Did you just—

loser: ....

loser: uwu

guy in the chair: oH MY GOD

Spidey: AHHHHHHH❤️❤️❤️❤️

guy in the chair: You guys are perfect for each other omg

guy in the chair: I'm so jealous because I'm single as h e c c

loser: talk to betty

guy in the chair: ??why

loser: i told you. there's a lot of things that i know.

guy in the chair has left the chatroom

Spidey: Oof I gtg on patrol. Love you MJ

loser: love you too, dork

Spidey has changed loser's name to lovely

Spidey: bye :)❤️

Spidey has left the chatroom

lovely has left the chatroom