*God of Thunder direct-messaged Spidey*
Spidey: hi, how are you?
God of Thunder: Hello, Man of Spiders.
Spidey: that's a pretty elaborate way of speech, lol. Props to you XD
God of Thunder: What do you mean? This is how I talk.
Spidey: sure.
God of Thunder: Is this the real Man of Spiders? You seem fake.
Spidey: Okay, ouch. Yes this is the real Spider-Man. Who are you
God of Thunder: I'm Thor, the God of Thunder.
*Spidey screenshotted the chat.*
(Two minutes later lmao)
Spidey: oh my god
Spidey: T H o R ? !
God of Thunder: Yes, that is what I said.
Spidey: I'm going to cry oml
God of Thunder: Please don't.
Spidey: Why are you messaging me? Is there a mission?
God of Thunder: No, I'm collecting every Avengers number for practical purposes.
Spidey: and you wanted mine??!
God of Thunder: Yes, you're and Avenger, are you not?
Spidey: well yeah but low key
God of Thunder: Lowkey? That sounds like Loki.
Spidey: It kinda does, doesn't it
God of Thunder: Okay.
Spidey: dont tell anyone, but
Spidey: youre my favourite avenger
God of Thunder: That's very kind of you, Man of Spiders.
Spidey: I'm just being honest
God of Thunder: You're honesty is admirable, young spider.
Spidey: y'all know I'm not rlly a spider, right?
God of Thunder: I don't understand?
Spidey: You know I'm not really a spider, correct?
God of Thunder: No, I wasn't aware of this.
Spidey: yeah I'm really just n anxious teenager
God of Thunder: Oh. I didn't know you were a teenager. Why did Tony let a child be an Avenger?
Spidey: I'm very much an adult thank you very much
God of Thunder: You said you were a teenager.
Spidey: close enough.
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Spider-Son & Iron Dad one shots
FanfictionA whole bunch of funny, cute one shots for our favourite father-son duo in the MCU:) -- MY CONTENT AND ACCOUNT IS NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR ST*RKER SHIPPERS. THIS IS A PUBLIC AND VERY LOUD DNI. GTFO MY PAGE.
