Spider-Man—@ TheRealSpiderMan
This is my new account for business things
queen—@ myfriendscallmeMJ
Umm haha @ peterparker????
Han Solo— @ peterparker
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Spider-Man—@ TheRealSpiderMan
I love to keeping my neighborhood safe:)
peter🤡—@ NYCWallCrawler
I also love to keeping my neighborhood safe
queen—@ myfriendscallmeMJ
You failed the grammar check
Luke Skywalker—@ guyinthechair
omg this is so sad
The Real Hero—@ TonyStark
Wow I thought you were smart kiddo
peter🤡—@ NYCWallCrawler
hEY WAIT A SECOND
Spider-Man—@ TheRealSpiderMan
Guys I am the real spiderman I don't understand
peter🤡—@ NYCWallCrawler
You forgot the hyphen. I would have believed you before.
ms.moon—@ SallytheGenius
omg I think,, I think he's actually mad
Charles—@ bonjovistan
Nah, @ guyinthechair whats his reaction
Luke Skywalker—@ guyinthechair
he's devastated
ms.moon—@ SallytheGenius
Wait really ??
Luke Skywalker—@ guyinthechair
Lmao no he's fine
Spider-Man—@TheRealSpiderMan
I'm not the real Spider-Man..... I'm sorry guys
ms.moon—@ SallytheGenius
say sike right now
Luke Skywalker—@ guyinthechair
I'm literally shaking and crying rn omg omg
Han Solo—@ peterparker
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined, I thought you were the real Spider-Man
queen—@ myfriendscallmeMJ
WXIXJUDJWJW Peter change your name to clown right now
🤡—@ peterparker
yes ma'am
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peter🤡—@ NYCWallCrawler
well, I will not ask @ TheRealSpiderMan to unmask,,, but I will ask that you Continue Posting Good Spider-Man Content
Spider-Man—@ The Real SpiderMan
Really?
peter🤡—@ NYCWallCrawler
yeah man:) I could always use some more help, dude
The Real Hero—@ TonyStark
wow can you believe I have the best children in the world
a/n: these chapters take forever but please enjoy this little snippet————
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Spider-Son & Iron Dad one shots
Hayran KurguA whole bunch of funny, cute one shots for our favourite father-son duo in the MCU:) -- MY CONTENT AND ACCOUNT IS NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR ST*RKER SHIPPERS. THIS IS A PUBLIC AND VERY LOUD DNI. GTFO MY PAGE.
