(shoutout to @4v3ng3rs_4ss3mb13 who literally is early every single time I upload (and was there for the .02 seconds this was uploaded the first time???wtf???))
A/N: i was going to delete this and rewrite it because it was crap but I came to the realization that this kind of crackhead energy during the fic fits the title anyways so here you go pals
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Peter was bored.
He put on *the* glasses, looking around the classroom. Most people didn't have their phones out. Other than Flash.
He glances over, and something catches his eyes.
'Spider-Man x Male Reader—10k Highschool AU Fanfiction'
Peter narrows his eyes, rereading the caption.
Then he falls out of his seat with a crash. Everybody turns to look over at him. He crawls back up to his seat, muttering repeated apologizes. He stuffs his glasses into the case.
The bell rings fairly soon after.
When Peter finally is alone, he just screams.
"PETER, NO SCREAMING," Tony screams back.
"SORRY!"
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god—" Peter fishes his phone out of his pocket and then calls MJ. She answers on the fourth ring.
"What's up, loser?"
"I HAVE TEA!" He screeches.
MJ yelped and most definitely yanks the phone away from her ear. "PETER, could you NOT give me permanent hearing damage?!"
"SORRYSORRY—I JUST—"
His phone rings mid call, and he sees the caller ID is Flash. He screams more.
"PETER!" Tony shouts.
MJ just hangs up on him. She's officially done.
Suddenly, Peter jolts up from his bed. He blinks in confusion.
What the hell just happened?
He needs to stop chugging Capri suns before bed.
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