Spider-Son & Iron Dad one shots

The Group Chat

-Like, the equivalent of two braincells-

Peterman: do you guys ever just yeet 

Nedward: Dude I love you but if you ask me that one more time I'm going to yeet you

Nedward: No homo though

Peterman: No dude, full homo

Nedward: Oh right 

Nedward; Full homo

Boh: Every day I ask the demons on earth why I was invited into this group chat and every day they ignore me

Nedward: ahsjjsjshsja 

Peterman: hah

Boh: Speaking of demons on earth are you guys going to the car wash tmrw

Peterman: I?? What? 

Nedward: whshsb MJ how does that relate/

Boh: Demons. Cars. Speed demons=cars. Car wash. Come on guys keep up

 Peterman: your mind is something I will never understand

Nedward: ^^^seriously I'm over here shook

Nedward: do people say shook anymore??? Peter do the kids say shook? I feel old what the heck I'm too young for this

Peterman: dude idk

Boh: Wait ask me

Nedward: Mj do the kids say shook

Boh: Idk

Nedward: I don't know what I expected

Peterman: aanjsnejs mj I cant describe how much I stan you,,

Boh: No

Nedward: acCEPT THE COMPLIMENT OP

Boh: No

Peterman: pls

Boh: No

Peterman:  ;'(

Boh: Fine

Boh: Thank you [:

Nedward: I'm glad you accepted the compliment but that is the scariest smiley face I've ever seen over text message

Peterman: i don't know how to feel

Nedward: ten bucks that he's blushing rn

Peterman: ned, shut

Boh: I'm not making that bet

Boh: I'm trying to save up for books, can't go throwing my money away like that smh

Peterman: can we become a michelle jones stan club? asking for a friend

Peterman: it's me, i'm friend

Boh: I just

Nedward: Depends, can betty join the gc

Peterman: potassium

Nedward: Yussss

Nedward has added Betty

Nedward: hi Betty

Betty: Hi, lol ? What's up 

Peterman: hi

Boh: Hi Betty :]

Betty: Hi MJ:)

Peterman: ok -

Nedward: Anyways 

Betty: Oh, is this a decathlon chat? Hold on, I'll add everyone else from the og 

Peterman: i just

Nedward: o k 

Betty has added Flash, Liz, Abraham, Sally, Cindy, and Charles

Betty: Hey guys! We made another decathlon chat.

Liz: Is that why the name of the chat is "like, the equivalent of two braincells"?

Flash: ^

Abraham: ^^

Sally: ^^^

Charles: ^^^^

Cindy: ^^^^^

Boh: ^^^^^^

Nedward: hey I thought you liked the name:(

Boh: I lied

Peterman: bet

Boh: Beep Beep

Cindy: Wait was that a reference 

Charles: I like the gc name lol. It's accurate

Flash: I mean I'm way smarter than you guys but ok 

Boh: Flash literally nobody cares or your lies that you make up to get attention, we are talking about more important things right now 

Peterman: stan

Flash: Wait what?

Abraham: We been knew that he stanned her, flash . Why r u shocked 

Flash: what the hell does stan mean???? You guys are wack

Boh: Wait fr 😂😂😂

Sally: I—Flash you don't know? 

Charles: literally the guy with the spiderman fan blog doesn't know what stan means 

Flash: ok one *Spider-Man don't forget the hyphen and two *vlog

Boh: I 

Peterman: aright imma head out

Nedward: ajhajsbsj xDD

Boh: Yeah me too. See you tomorrow losers

Peterman, Nedward, and Boh have left the chatroom 

Liz: Yeah I have to go too. Homework is piling up. Bye guys talk to you later!!

Sally: ^^yeah same. Sorry guys

Liz and Sally have left the chatroom

Charles: I actually have to go as well. I'm about to go to a concert so yeah byee 

Abraham: oh cool what band?

Charles: bon jovi 

Abraham: Oh I love jon bovi 

Charles has left the chatroom 

Abraham: yeah I expected that

Cindy: oof.

Cindy: I have to go eat dinner now  so yeah bye 

Cindy has left the chatroom

Flash: still don't know what stan means???? Nobody told me

Abraham: Tragic

Abraham has left the chatroom

Flash: hello???

Flash: Damn ok

Flash has left the chatroom 

-my love-

Peterman: i still stan you

Boh: dork❤️