Spider-Son & Iron Dad one shots

April Fools

Peter Parker had one day of the year where he could do anything he wanted to Tony. That day was April 1st.

Tony really didn't know what to expect from Peter as far as pranks go. Either way, he considered himself a pretty intelligent guy. Someone that wouldn't really be easy to prank.

Then again, when you don't sleep for weeks on end, your demeanour switches pretty easily. In Tony Stark's case, he really doesn't care about what's happening in his surroundings. Peter is displeased by this.

For example, Peter had his first prank all laid out. It was going to be magnificent. A true hero's work.

However, his whole plan was absolutely destroyed, when Tony Stark decides that his 'deodorant' (cream cheese) is fine, and carries on with his day. Peter makes a face of shock, disgust, whatever you'd like to call it, as Tony puts the cap back on and leaves the bathroom.

Peter sets up his next prank. He sets an empty glass bowl on the counter, and takes out a grocery bag he brought with him to the tower. As he takes out the materials, Rhodey walks by.

"Oooh, whatcha doin'?" He asks, a grin on his face.

Peter smirks evilly as he pours bags of Reese's Pieces, Skittles, and M&M's into the bowl. He mixes it around and throws the bags away, putting a towel in the garbage to hide the empty candy bags.

Rhodey cringes. "That's gonna hurt who ever falls for it."

"I know. I'm trying to get Tony. I put cream cheese in his deodorant and he didn't care, so I have to step my game up," Peter explains.

Rhodey just snorts and walks into the living room, watching the bowl of candy incase anybody decides to take a handful. Peter joins him.

Sooner or later, Tony comes downstairs. "Oh, nice. Who bought sweets?" He asks as he takes a handful and puts them in his mouth.

Peter and Rhodey wait for the disgust to take over his features, but it never happens.

Tony chews.

He swallows.

He gets another handful.

Peter and Rhodey look absolutely betrayed, disgusted with Tony's behaviour.

Peter closes his mouth and looks angry. "If I don't successfully prank Tony Stark by the end of today, I'm going to scream," he whispers to Rhodey before getting up from the couch and leaving the room, and Rhodey to laugh himself to death.

Peter sets up his last final prank. He gets an empty windex bottle and thoroughly cleans it out before pouring a bottle of blue gatorade into the windex bottle. He smiles with his completed work and heads downstairs.

'If this doesn't get him...' Peter thinks as he saunters by Tony.

"Oh hey, Mr. Stark. Guess what I found out?" Peter says causually.

"What?" Tony says, grabbing more candy from the sinful bowl.

"Windex is really good," He says, squirting some of the 'cleaner' into his mouth.

"Peter, that's disgusting," Tony says nonchalantly.

"I'M DISGUSTING? YOU USED CREAM CHEESE FOR DEODORANT, AND YOU ARE CURRENTLY CHOMPING ON THE MOST DISGUSTING AND ABSOLUTELY SINNED MIX OF CANDY EVER, AND YOU CALL ME DISGUSTING? NOW LISTEN HERE MR. TONY--"

Rhodey falls in the other room, laughing so hard he can't breathe.

"F.R.I.D.A.Y, please--record--this," he wheezes out.

"HAVE A HAPPY FREAKING APRIL FOOLS, MR. STARK. I QUIT. I QUIT THIS. THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE. THIS IS BULLYING. IM-"