Jeremike: Save me

Chapter 96: Rabbit.

Sorry for not updating forever! ;-; But, theres a very long chapter in the making right now, idea used by TheUlimateChibi [hope i spelled it right XDD]. Thank you!

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// Mikes P.O.V //

"Jeremy? Anything alive in that hole down there?"

"W-What!? Why dont y-you check it yourself!?" Jeremy scowled, growling at the annoyance of me. Jeremy, being the cutest ever, was kneeling down in front of a large hole that somehow was created by a magical force of light; in our backyard. How we found it was crying Kamelia, screaming in fear when she fell in the large hole, sobbing in tears. In order to be good parents, Jeremy and I decided to check it out. Jeremy thinks it could been a snake, mouse, or even a stray dog, living in that hole, but i disagree with all my stupid smartness in my head.

"Why dont y-you shove your hand in t-there?" Jeremy teased, looking up at me for an answer.

"Nope! I dont want my hand bitten by the dirt gods," I replied, scratching my head as i watched Jeremy hoofed from my cowardness.

"B-Baby...."

"What!?"

"Y-Your a baby! Your t-too scared to even shove y-your hand down t-there!!" Jeremy yelled, crossing his arms, pouting his lips in a anger motion. I only sighed from the dweeb, rolling my eyes as Jeremy looked down deeper into the hole.

"See something?" I asked, watching Jeremy.

"N-Nope!"

"Then, stick your hand down in there."

"W-What!? What if a s-snake lives in there!?" Jeremy squeaked.

I shrugged, "Well, i would kill it and we will have snake for dinner. Now, stick your dweeby hand in there. Or, are you not manly enough to do it?"

After my words, a evil smirk formed on my large face, aggressively eyebrow wiggling towards at my small mate. Jeremy rolled his eyes, "Im m-manly enough, dont call me a b-baby. I'll show you a-asshole."

Slowly, i watched as Jeremy slide his hand inside of the large hole, wiggling around to see whats inside. In seconds, Jeremy had a sign of relief, knowing that nothing was inside the hole, but quickly frowned in front of my blue eyes.

"Whats wrong 'manly' person?" I teased slightly, watching Jeremys face expression from shocked to scared.

"Its s-soft and.... f-fuzzy?" Jeremy questioned, continuing to move around in the hole.

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"W-WAAA!!" Jeremy squealed loudly, sounding like a baby girl squealing for her mother.

"Jeremy?!"

"A r-rabbit flung at my f-face and then t-took off!!!!" Jeremy shakened out of his mouth, rubbing off the dirt claw marks left behind, on his face, from the wild, stray rabbit.

I grunted, "Lets kill it."

'Free dinner tonight'

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This ie crapy soryy xD

Again. A huge chapter is in making, still in process.

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