My weird girlfriend

the interview

Kayla's POV

"How would you like me to address you?"-ako

"whatever you like. Next question?"-siya

"ah,,no.. it's not a question—"

"it was a question."

"What I mean is, it doesn't belong in the list of my questions."

He looked at me. And for the first time, I saw a miracle—Matteo smiled. Genuinely.

Para akong natuka ng cobra o kahit anong ahas...basta para akong di makapaniwala.

"You are so funny."-siya

Ah...so ginagawa akong kakatawan ng hinayupak na to.

"That's funny. People say I don't know how to be funny and I don't find myself funny."

"you easily get annoyed and that makes it funny."

Ha?? Di ko gets ang logic.

"anyways, here's my first question. Would you pls introduce yourself? I mean, who are you, what you like."

"you should have researched that before coming here."

Lintik!

"second question, what are your orgs at school?"

"you should have researched that too."

Nauubos na ang dugo ko!

"Im sorry if I didn't do my homework before doing this inter—"

"yeah right. The right questions must be; you are active in this and this and this kind of orgs. This org deals a lot about these things. Why did you join the org? and this org? so atleast I'd know that you know something about the person you are going to interview."

Okay...ikaw na ang perfect!

"third question, how hard it is to be a basketball varsity player and at the same time a top student?"

"very hard"

Nag-antay ako ng elaboration. Wala atang balak.

"why?"-ako

"it's because I have to divide my time all the time."

Mahal ata ang bawat salita ni Matteo! Ano kaya ang article na magagawa ko dito sa taong ito! Ang tanging magagawa ko ay mag follow-up questions.

#feelingprinsipe

"do you spend more time on studying or practicing?"

"studying"

"why?"

"I need to do it to maintain my spot in the class."

"you are the captain ball of the basketball team"

"that is not a question . that is a statement."

Hashtag Bisit!!!

"What I mean is, If you spend more time on studying, how do you maintain your spot in basketball team as a team captain?"

"I practice"

"but lesser time than studying."

"That's what I was saying"

Ikaw na! bisit ka! Yabang mo!

"In Your team, who do you think would be the team captain when you graduate?"