Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Friday, July 22

Dear Diary:

It's 3 am and I can't sleep. I'm not tired either. But the problem is that when I'm awake for so long, lots of questions come to my mind. For example:

How did Mr. Puffin get out from under the bed and into the closet so fast?

Why did they send us to a camp for kids?

Why did England take Sealand to a world meeting if he's not a country?

What would Japan sound like if he spoke like Scooby-Doo?

And if a giant red monster came from space and tried to invade earth with towels and Barbie dolls? What would we do?

Where do babies come fro

I accidentally rolled off the bed and woke everyone up. It's still 3am. I need to buy a lock for this because someone will read my weird thoughts sooner or later.

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It's 5 am now. The guides are waking everyone up. I couldn't get any sleep this night. After I fell of the bed I went to Tumblr for a while. Five minutes later, I checked the clock and it was 5 am. I'm not addicted to the Internet. Definitely not

The gang (that's what Sealand calls us) and I skipped breakfast and ate licorice. We "talked" a bit

Me: So...

Sealand: ......

HK: ....

Liechtenstein: ......

Suddenly, my phone rang, so I answered.

Me: Hello?

Norway: Hi little bro-

Then I heard a loud thump

Denmark: HI ICEEEY

Then a weird choking noise was heard

Norway: I'm so sorry about that. He's just so annoyi-

China: WHERE'S HONG KONG????

Me: Why is China with you?

Norway: He didn't give his brother a phone... neither did Switzerland or England so... just put it on speaker

So I put my phone on speaker. I regret that very much

China: HONG KONG!?

HK: what the-

China: How are you, aru??

HK: Um... I'm like, alive so that's goo-

China: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK LIKE THAT!!!

England: There's nothing wrong with the way that he speaks-

China: SHUT YOUR ASS UP, HONG KONG IS MY BROTHER, ARU

HK: .......

Sealand: OI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?

England: Just wanted to hear some news about you

Sealand: Well, I'm still not a country

England: of course you're not you bloody brat

Sealand: ....

Idk why but a weird gun noise was heard

Switzerland: Hey Liechtenstein?

Liechtenstein: yes?

Switzerland: DON'T TOUCH WILD ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY'RE DANGEROUS AND DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS DON'T EAT EXPENSIVE FOOD AND-

Liechtenstein: ..... but big brother....

China: Aiyaa, you're making me dizzy with all your talking

Me: Hey, um-

Denmark: HEY, WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY RIGHT NOW IN AMERICA??

More choking noises

Sweden: St'p

Finland: Su-san, don't talk with your mouth full

Sweden: Sorry

Denamark: Yeah Susan, stop i-

And the choking noises continue

China: You're all just so immature-

Switzerland: I'LL SHOOT YOU ALL IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP

Liechtenstein: BIG BROTHER, NO!

Norway: See Iceland? That nice girl calls his brother "big brother" . Why don't you do the same?

Me: .....

China: Hong Kong, why is your pet rat making weird noises?? I don't understand those things, aru

HK: I totally don't have a pet rat

China: ......

HK: ......

China: Well now you do. I called him Floopsy, aru

HK: You called it Floopsy Aru?

China: No, just Floopsy

Sealand: You called him Just Floopsy?

China: Yes

HK: What color is Just Floopsy?

They were all so annoying

Me: Just shut up guys

Then I hung up. No one regretted it.

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It's 8 pm now, and we're having licorice for dinner (I bought more across the street when no one was watching)

We did stupid childish things all day. First macaroni art, them a dumb puppet show and finally we had a dance party. It was so embarrassing. I don't like this place at all. I thought that I was the only one, but I was wrong.

HK: ..... Am I the only one who like, hates this place?

Me: No

Sealand: I like it here. We don't get judged for being ourselves

Liechtenstein: I made a new friend!

Me: We only do stuff for little kids here. I can't take it anymore

HK: Can't we just leave? No one noticed when you left to buy licorice

Mr. P: That sounds like a good idea

If Mr. Puffin was my parent, I'd probably be dead or in jail

Me: We can't, the guides would notice or even worse, your brother or my bro- friend

Sealand: I can help distract the guides...

Liechtenstein: You can do it tomorrow during the play we're gonna do

I forgot all about the play. Yes, the play's a perfect chance to escape.

Me: But what about ou-

HK: You only live once, don't you? Like, let's just get out of this dump and we'll deal with the consequences later. We already know that we can't die doing this so like, how bad can all this be?

I had to make a decision that would probably change my life more than I expect it to. Stay here and not get punished, or live our lives how we want to and probably never watch TV again in centuries.

It was the easiest decision I made in my life

We're ditching this place tomorrow and there will be no regrets.

Little did I know, that this was the beginning of a big adventure.

But I can't know anything yet, since it's still today and nothing happened.

Well, we're gonna plan everything out now. See you tomorrow diary

-Iceland

((I would of published this earlier but I was busy. Oops))