Dear Diary:
Happy September
*throws leaves around*
Okay so we STILL haven't arrived.
I DO NOT WANT TO BE HERE ANY LONGER.
I woke up this morning to Hong Kong poking me.
Me: ..... uh
HK: You're so cute when you sleep.
Awwww. Why the fuck did you wake me up then?
Me: ......
HK: ...... good morning?
Me: ........
I usually don't wake up in a good mood when I'm woken up like that. I believe he noticed that.
HK: .......
He kissed my cheek.
MOOD BOOST
Fortunately nobody saw that. Not that I didn't like it, but if Norway found out, he'd fucking flip.
We all ate breakfast at some McDonald's that was on the road (we got forced into eating specifically there) and then we continued our trip.
I think I hate vehicles now.
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We drove, and drove, and drove for fifty years straight.
Finland: How about we sing a happy road trip song??
Denmark: YEAH! Um... OH-
When you're aloooooone, do you think of meeeee?
Norway: Nooo not that one-
Denmark and Finland: And my diamond riiiiiiiings thrown out to seeeeeeea.
Me: ......
America: And when you loooooooove, do you love for meeeeeee?
Prussia and America: Like harmomyyyyyyyy a never ending dreeeeeeam.
Everyone: Oh well, oh well, I still hope for the best. Say goodbye and send me off with a kiss farewell.
Sweden: And I promise I'll be just as strong as I can be
Everyone: 0_o
Estonia: Maybe you could get some sleeeeeeep toniiiight-
And everyone started head banging. What even-
Finland: SO HERE'S YOUR SOOOOOONG. IT'S TWISTING MEEEEEEE.
Estonia and Finland: I'D GIVE ANYTHING JUST TO HEAR YOU SCREEEEEAM
Me: *sigh* And I'll just smiiiiiiile and make beliiiiive
HK and Me: I don't feel a thing. That doesn't work for me.
Everyone: OH WELL, OH WELL. GUESS I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL. THERE'S A PRETTY LITTLE PICTURE THAT'S IN MY HEAD
Prussia: AND I'M STARTING TO DREAM, CHANGING COLORS AS I SLEEP
Denmark: Maybe I'm just waisting tiiiiiiime-
Sweden: We're here
Finland: hOW DARE YOU RUIN THE SONG??
We got out of the hell ho- I mean RV and- there was absolutely nothing but trees.
Norway: Beautiful. I'm gonna cry.
Me: .....where's the hotel?
I got slapped behind the head.
Norway: No! We're supposed to enjoy being here in the wilderness, without the comforts of out every day lives-
America: Omg there's no WiFi...
Estonia: wHAT? WHAT? THERE'S NO WIFI??!!!
America: DUDE I KNOW! LET'S CRY TOGETHER!
Prussia: HOW AM I GOING TO UPDATE MY AWESOME BLOG??
Denmark: MAYBE THAT ROCK HAS WIFI!
America: HELLO, ROCK? IT'S ME. GIMME WIFI!
Norway: ........
HK: photosynthesis
Me: What?
HK: Oh, I thought we were saying random things.
Me: .......
Yes I don't understand anything anymore.
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Okay so we put up our tents (I didn't even know we had tents to be honest) and sat down on the ground to eat. Let's say, somebody ate 3/4 of our food and we had to eat half a sandwich each because of that person. I won't say names, because that's rude, but holy crap...
There's a river here too. I'm sitting on a rock on the edge right now. It's a really nice view. The rock's a bit slippery, but eh. If I suddenly stop writing it means I fell. Haha, that's not gonna happen though.
I'm a bit tired so I'm gonna get up and go to sl
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