Dear Diary:
Yesterday night was the worst, most boring day in my entire life
It wasn't even a party :( I was lied to
The poster said "Party at (insert location) Don't bring your grandchildren"
It was just a bunch of old guys playing bingo and eating crackers. Like... wtf?!
Sweden had fun. He played bingo all night .__.
I just... I don't even know
Anyways
Sealand almost got run over by a car and is now traumatized and hiding under the bed
Also, Denmark almost ran over a kid while driving and is now traumatized and hiding under the table
Norway recorded
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Today we were gonna watch a movie- BUT SOMEONE spilled milk all over the TV trying to recreate a fanfiction they read on the Internet
I swear it was not me this time
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You know what I found today? The box
You know... the box
I was really curious as to what was inside so I opened it...
It was so...... SO.....
I can't even explain it. So I kicked it out the window and hopefully, I will never see that box again
The End
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanficNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
