Dear Diary:
There was a storm today...
Anyways
So there I was, sitting in my room and suddenly, Mr. Puffin flies in like "I'm home!"
Honestly, I didn't even know he was gone
He told me this amazing story about how he got kidnapped by some evil ninja animals because apparently he belongs to a secret agent society along with every single animal or creature whoes owner's are countries like me, and they had to go rescue him and later they defeated this supreme leader of some sort and saved the world
He must think I'm stupid
Also, today we all went to Mc Donald's
It was fun, I guess...
Until Sweden accidentally dropped his coke on Denmark's food
He got very upset
Denmark: Hey! What's your problem!!??
Sweden: ....... sorry
Denmark: Sorry your face! What am I gonna eat now?!
Sweden: I don't care
Denmark: !!!!!! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
And Denmark spilled coke on Sweden's fries
Note: He like fries very much
Sweden got VERY MAD and we were all very scared, except Denmark
They just stood up and stared at each other very aggressively
Denmark: There is only one way to settle this...
Sweden: ........ yes....
Denmark: ROAST BATTLE- GO!
Another note: They both suck at roasting people
Denmark: YOU WEAR GLASSES, SO YOU'RE A NERD
Sweden: IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HIT YOUR FACE WITH A HAMMER
Denmark: IT WAS YOUR MOM
Sweden: I DON'T HAVE ONE, JUST LIKE YOU
Denmark: YOU LIVED IN IKEA BECAUSE YOU WERE A HOMELESS
Sweden: LIES! YOU LOOK LIKE A PINEAPPLE
And Denmark got so mad that he punched Sweden and ran away
We still can't find him
-Iceland
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
