Dear Diary:
I identify as a toaster now
So majestic and shiny
I'm not shiny tho
I'm a motherfucker!
That's why I'll ask my good friend, the incredible Sealand, to pour glitter on me so I can shine like the precious toaster I am
I haven't really talked about Sealand, have I? Sealand is my favourite person in the whole wide world! He's so amazing and I want him to become a country so badly or else I'll cry ;-;
Sealand is the bestest thing that ever happened to me and I see him as a little brother!
But sometimes I get mad at Sealand!!! >:(
Sometimes I scream at him and Sealand chews my stupid Lego collection I have and I get very sad!! You know... that stupid Lego collection Denmark gave me for Christmas that I "hated" but I keep it in my drawer because I secretly love it but I will never ever say I do
Wheee I'm gay :3
But that's ok
Because gay is FAB
(/030)/ ~(-0-)~ ^U^
By the way... I ate Sealand's cookies that Finland baked for him and Sealand had nothing to eat this morning :(
And now Sealand wants revenge
Actually
He already got his revenge :333
By the way, mate
I care about you what the hell you idiot????
I mean-
Sealand cares about me! HURRAY
(/^-^)/ ~(>-<)~
Love,
-Stupid XD
Yes, Sealand decided to stay with the Nordics after the whole Canada thing (If you don't remember, he stayed with England a while over there)
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