Dear Diary:
Mr. Puffin is an asshole
You know what he did to the poor cat?? HE TRIED TO SCOOP IT'S EYE OUT WITH HIS CLAWS AND NOW DINGO CAN'T SEE WELL AND NOW HIS EYE IS SORTA WHITE LIKE... FOGGY
IT'S GUTTERS ALL OVER AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK
So Mr. Puffin is punished. I made him kneel down on salt while wearing a small dress
Where did I get that, you may or may not ask
I used to collect dolls. THAT WAS YEARS AGO, IT WAS SOME KIND OF DUMB PHASE
But not like Barbie dolls or something (I bought the one with a camera once and ended up chewing it's legs up) Those big scary ones....Yeah, I'm scared of them now
Ever since Norway accidentally let an evil spirit loose in the house and it possed one... Sadly, it was my favorite
I named it Hubert. No, it wasn't a boy but Denmark drew a mustache on her face and it looked like a Hubert (Sometimes people just look like their names.... It makes sense to me.... Besides, a certain cartoon left me with a permanent scar and that name came to my mind)
We keep that doll locked in a giant glass box down in the basement. I usually avoid talking about this since it's very uncomfortable but, I think we all gotta move on someday, or else we would never grow up
Sometimes the doll blinks or turns it's head. It got out of it's box three times, once...
That's why Norway wets a stick with holy water every month and beats the holy crap out of it
Once we forgot the door open and it got out and possessed Finland...
It saw Sweden and got so terrified that it went back into the doll and locked itself in the box
It hasn't come out since
But we still beat it like a piñata just in case, and because it's fun
Enough of that-
Sealand invited his friend WY over today. She seemed a little like an ass at first but she's actually pretty nice...
They made plans about some microwave thing....
I don't remember well but it was something about "micro"
Speaking about microwaves, I want a burrito
B u r r i t o >_>
Gonna go get one
-Icelalaland
YOU ARE READING
Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
