Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Saturday, February 11

Dear Diary:

Weeeelp

I woke up with a squirrel in my pants

Nature: 1 -  Iceland: 0

Other than that,  I slept pretty well

I can't say the same about Hong Kong though

He was my mattress and he did a nice job at it

After we all woke up (Norway and Finland were in a shitty mood)  we just sorta sat there wondering what to do next

First,  Sweden was like

Sweden: We need to find the nearest Ikea

But Denmark said

Denmark: -HOW ABOUT WE ALL LIVE HERE FOREVER

Prussia: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA

Finland: STOP SCREAMING, YOU SHITHEADS! I GOT A HEADACHE

Norway: HOW ABOUT YOU ALL JUST DIE??

And I was like

Me:  Well... we can just walk

HK:  I don't think we're that far

And everyone agreed because Finland was starting to get aggressive

So we walked

And walked

And walked

For a long time

Until...

Nothing happened

We just kept on walking

Then,  Norway was all like

Norway: What time is it??

So Hong Kong checked his phone... and started running

Everyone was like "boi"  but then I checked my phone and started running too

Because there was a strong WiFi signal nearby

We all ran and then suddenly,  we saw a house

Sweden looked VERY uncomfortable but Finland was all like

Finland: HEY,  I USED TO SMOKE POT HERE

Finland is a very strange person

He knocked on the door a few million times until somebody answered...

It was stupid Estonia

I hate Estonia.  Did I ever mention that?

He said

Estonia: hE Y THE RE WELCOME TO MAH HOUSE

We were all like "UGH" but Finland was like "lol ok" and just walked in so we had to follow

It was SO AWKWARD

THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BALTIC REUNION OF SOME SORT

THEY WERE ALL STARING AT US

THE CRIIIINGE

Estonia said

Estonia: Since your car crashed and all,  you can stay here for as long as you need ^^

Denmark: How did you know that? We never told you

Estonia: .....

It's confirmed

Estonia is illuminati

So we sorta sat down... they canceled the reunion because it was too awkward