Dear Diary:
I BOUGHT A PEN :D
So, after a day of living in the streets, Denmark suddenly got the fantastic idea of begging our bosses to give us money.
Which was a fucking e x c e l l e n t idea because how the FUCK were we gonna get to where they were, like, we didn't even have enough money for the bus :'(
UNTIL THE UNIVERSE DID "POOF" AND GRANTED US OUR WISH
Denmark's boss was walking down the street like "do do do do do" and Denmark attacked him and begged them for money and he was so fuck concerned he called all our bosses and told them about our situation
Now we have an expensive home, like, not a mansion but pretty fucking big. They also gave us a lot of money because if WE'RE poor and living on the streets EVERYONE'S gonna be poor so we have to be economically stable. Also, knowing us, that money isn't gonna last much so :))))) we'll be close to being broke again in no time
I'm gonna buy myself a bunch of things for my new room. I'm so freaking excited I might scrEAM
I'LL HOST A SLEEPOVER
WITH FRIENDS
AND THEIR FRIENDS
AND EVERYONE WILL SEE MY AMAZING NEW HOUSE AND SAY "Wow, Iceland. You are amazing trash" AND I'LL SAY "BOW DOWN TO ME, PEASANTS" AND THEY'LL OBEY
IT'S A PERFECT PLAN OMG-
-Iceland
11
*SCREAMS* I'M SO FUCKING LATE WITH UPDATES HOLY FRICK
TODAY IS JULY 11TH BTW JSKABXIAHXJAKDBAKX WTF
I HAVEN'T LEARNED... I HAVEN'T LEARNED THAT MY ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES KSKCBAKXNAKDBD NO MORE PROCRASTINATION ;-;-:
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
