*insert cheesy ending credits music*
-Iceland was dragged out of his room by firefighters
Apparently, Sealand set the kitchen on fire after making some soup but made things worse after continuing to cook; this time a sandwich, for his sick """brother"""
-Sealand called the firefighters after his eyebrows burst into flames. He now has no eyebrows."They grow fast" he stated.
-The house burned down. The only object that was saved was Iceland's diary.
-Hanatamago and Mr. Puffin were found embracing each other in a forest nearby. They were both black and smelled like burnt poop and smoke
-Norway is still in the hospital. Iceland is sharing a room with him. Iceland spent all day listening to his viking adventures with Denmark, Sweden and his loyal troll friend, Ringo
-Iceland had a breathing mask on for three hours. Sealand now has two power rangers stickers replacing his burnt eyebrows
-Denmark sobbed after losing his action figure collection. He never knew why he had them.
-Finland sobbed after losing his gorilla porn.
-Sweden lied in the ashes of his dear couch for five hours straight...
-Iceland did not get his sandwich
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
