Dear Diary:
It's 5 am and we're all having breakfast together :'D
Liechtenstein cooked
I never knew you could actually make French toast without burning it to a crisp
Best breakfast ever. I'd give it 5 starts if it was a review, but it isn't so I just said thanks
Hong Kong still hasn't woken up. I'm afraid I might of damaged his brain or something
Never mind, he's walking down the stairs
OH FUCK HE TRIPPED
HE'S VIOLENTLY ROLLING DOWN
KAJSJAKSBWJDJSID
EVERYONE'S RUNNING TO HIS HELP AND I'M RIGHT HERE WRITING EVERYTHING DOWN AND EATING
EVERYONE'S LIKE
China: HONG KONG WHAT'S THE MATTER OH MY GOSH
HK: I FELL!
Sealand: no shit :D
Liechtenstein: ARE YOU ALRIGHT??
HK: YEAH! I just didn't sleep well... My face and back hurts, just like if someone punched me in the face and left me sleeping on the floor all night
Me: ......
HK: I was sharing rooms with Iceland. He must know what happened
Everyone: ...... :3
Me: :'3 um...
Me: Do y'all belive in the boogeyman??
Denmark: HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL?!?!
HK: SCREAMINGHJSIJGNB
Sealand: SOMEBODY HOLD ME, I'M ABOUT TO SHIT MYSELF
I guess I'm doomed to be with stupid people for the rest of my life
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Hey there, it's 9:47 now. We're waiting at the airport to get on the plane
Obviously, like, we're not gonna get on a fucking boat here
I'm so hilarious, please shower me in gold. Not literally though, please
People laughed at my suitcase because it was pink but it's better than paper bags, right?
Oh
The flight's boarding now. How fun
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Guess who's sitting next to the worst person to ever exist?
Norway BEGGED me to sit next to him. I felt terribly sorry for him so I did. It's just ONE time, it doesn't hurt anyone
Except Hong Kong. He's sitting with Denmark
RIP both of them. May their souls be remembered
I'm going to pretend I'm dead for the next couple of hours. Maybe then, Norway won't bother me or will eventually go away
He's telling me about this time he rescued an elf that got stuck under a rock. Such an interesting story, seriously
It's going to be a looooong trip
-Iceland
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
