Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Thursday, October 6

*"Dear Diary:" is scribbled out*

Entry 1#

-Adventure Log-

Iceland:

Our adventure starts today! I temporarily turned this into an adventure log.  I won't be writing in this all day,  unfortunately. Sometimes,  Hong Kong  or Sealand (Finland forced me to take him along)  will take over, so they'll have to specify who is who.

Alright! Adventure around the woods,  day 1!

As we walk through the shadowy trees,  I visualize a small cave between two boulders and giant tree. I'm gonna go investigate.  I'll leave the log to someone else so they can narrate the adventure.

-Iceland,  out

The Most Awesomest Person in the World:

Yo!

I don't even know what the fuck Iceland wants me to write on here.  All I know is that he has a nice butt. Not that I was staring or anything, but...

Okay, I was.

Sealand's being an annoying crap an-

Icey's back! He found some sort of weird painting inside and more small tunnels. Wicked~

Okay so... Now we're walking inside the cave. My face is about to catch on fire because of this bloody improvised torch Sealand made with two sticks and hand sanitizer.

Mhm so-

WE DISCOVERED GOLD OMG!

Wait

It was just a piece of yellow metal.  Disappointed is not the correct word to describe what I'm feeling.

Eh... I'll just give this thing to Seaderp so he narrate this from his point of view.

-me

The Incredible Seadog's Amazing PoV:

'Ello world! I'm Sealand!!!

Right now,  we're walking through this cave! It's really big!!! The walls are very colourful and neat!!

I am so hungry right now... I wish I brought some biscuits or crisps....or maybe even candyfloss! Ohhh,  I would give a huge loot of money just for a big delicious ice-cream with hundreds and thousands on top!!

Well,  enough of that dilly dallying!

There's something sticky on the floor! I stepped on it... I think I'm going to have to buy some new trainers...

Oh! We found an amazing small lake when we took a small shortcut through a crack in the cave wall! It's really shinny and nice!! I wanted to go for a swim but Icebag scolded me. He said the water could have bacteria or something like that. Bollocks! ! It looks pretty clean...

Oh,  Iceland wants his "log" back.  Oh well

-Me!!

Iceland:

As previously mentioned,  we went inside a cave at approximately 1300 hours and discovered some sort of underground cavern.  It looks pretty abandoned and there are no signs of people or objects left behind by some sort of ancient civilization or dorky kids that went in and discovered this before us.

It is approximately,  judging by the sun and the shadows,  7 or 8 pm.  It's getting dark fast. We will have to find some place to camp at or we will die.

-Iceland,  out

Amazing Sealord:

I have never met someone so stupid as Hong Kong.  He's afraid of the dark! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-Sealand

Hong Kong:

I'M FUCKING DYING-

*WEIRD SCRIBBLES*

I DO NOT

I CAN'T SEE AND THERE'S SOMETHING TOUCHING MY LEG

OH IT WAS ICELAND

WTF WYD????

THERE'S A WEIRD NOISE COMING FROM UNDER THE TREE WE'RE ON

OH MAI GAD

IM CR YING AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUNCHED ICELAND IN PANIK

I KAN KNOT ENGLISH PROPRLY I AM TWO SKERED

-ME

Iceland: 

I can't sleep.

Hong Kong squeezed me to death until he fell asleep. He is still currently crushing my bones.

I have a smol hypothesis about his fear of the dark tho.

It is pitch black dark.  I can only hear Sealand humming himself to sleep and see the light coming from the small flashlight I brought. 

I don't know why we didn't use it in the cave.

(This was written 5 hours later)

I can barley distinguish the night sky from the rising sun in the horizon.  I believe it's already "tomorrow"  so I'll go ahead and start a new page. 

-Iceland, out

I had no other ideas .___.