Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Saturday, July 30

Dear Diary:

It's 3 am and it's Saturday! Today is "steal food from the fridge" day.

You don't know what that is, right diary? Well. Once a week, I get up at 3 am and I steal food from the fridge. That's it.

I'll go steal some food now. I'll write in you again later today.
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Oh my gosh, I'm so full. I ate a watermelon, ice cream and four chocolate bars. I am not obsessed with food. Nope.

I went back to bed after that and slept until 4 pm. :O

I missed breakfast and lunch!!!

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Hong Kong came over today because he can.

We played soccer! We're both terrible playing it. I slipped over nothing and fell face first on the ground.

Mmm whatcha sayyy

We decided to do something less "active" so went inside to play video games and listen to 80's music.

Don't judge my life style.

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MAN, I'M TERRIBLE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!

HK: .... W-.. HOW?

Me: What?

HK: How do you get negative points? How is that even possible?

Me: It was the first time I ever played that stupid game! Give me a break!

We decided to go out for a walk after that.

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The city's nice. It has lots of nice stores and small restaurants. Hong Kong took a picture of absolutely everything he saw.

Me: Why do you like taking pictures?

HK: Why do you like licorice?

Me: .......

No more questions.

We went to drink something at a coffee shop in the park. I invited. Of course.

We chatted for a while. Nothing new.

Our chats are quite interesting. I have no idea why. There's something that makes it... um... "special". I'm not sure what it is. I never happened with someone else before.

Maybe someone poisoned my drink.

I finished my hot chocolate (Because hot chocolate is a drink for real men) and I noticed that he was staring at me for way too long. It made me feel a bit uncomfortable and weird.

Me: Do I have something on my face or what?

HK: Yeah. You got a chocolate mustache.

OH SHIT.

I was about to wipe it off when I heard him mutter something.

HK: .... it looks cute on you...

I choked on air. Damn you, tree breath!

I think I blushed. I'm not sure, I didn't have a mirror at the moment to check.

He noticed that I heard and I think that he blushed too.

Blushing looks different in real life than in anime. What a bunch of liars.

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We walked back to my house, not saying absolutely anything about that weird moment at the coffee shop.

I'm not sure what's going on. This feels weird. Maybe somebody did poison our drinks.

I unlocked the door and instinctively walked inside and plopped down on the couch. He did the same.

I'm a bad influence for the kid.

Denmark walked in and plopped down on the couch too.

The Couch Trio.

Denmark: .... hi.

Me: .... hello

HK: Hey.

Denmark: ..... how's it going?

Me: I'm alive and breathing, so...

HK: I'm good.

Denmark: Hmm.

He's like this when he's bored.

Denmark: so... how did you guys become friends?

He must of been really bored to ask that.

HK: We ran away from camp and got lost.

Me: ....

Denmark: .....

HK: .... oh wait, I wasn't supposed to tell.

Me: ......

I got up and strangled him. I am getting too much influence from Norway. Definitely.

Denmark: That's an interesting story...

Translation: He's so bored that he didn't care and he'll probably forget in a while.

Norway walked in. Denmark hopped off the couch and followed him like a lost puppy.

And thus, The Couch Trio came to an end.

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Hong Kong's staying over tonight. YAY!

We're having a little sleepover in the living room just like American teenagers and we're gonna eat a lot, watch dumb movies and make prank calls.

We ate a quick dinner and then we sat (threw ourselves) down on our sleeping bags (he brought his own since borrowing sleeping bags sounds wrong).

Me: ....... now what?

HK: Wanna play a game??

Me: No

HK: TV?

Me: Mm. Ok

We watched Jackass.

Then, almost like if we read each other's minds, we looked at each other like saying "You thinking what I'm thinking?".

Hong Kong grabbed his phone and we ran outside. We didn't have lots of space or money to do something epic, so we just grabbed an old shopping cart that was out in the bushes for some reason-

Wait, that's not normal... oh well.

Me: You're recording?

HK: Haha, totally

Me: Hi, my name's Emil Steilsson and this is Jackass.

Then Hong Kong pushed the shopping cart I was in off the cliff behind my house.

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I'm in the hospital bed right now, with a cast on my left hand. Hong Kong is next to me laughing his ass off. What a good friend.

I'm feeling sleepy so I'll just go to sleep. I shooed my "great friend" out so I could sleep better. I'm just gonna hide you under the pillow, diary.
(Yes, I take you everywhere I go. You got a problem with that, diary? HUH?)

-Iceland in da hospital