Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Wednesday, August 31

Dear Diary:

Okay,  so this happened today...

Denmark: Hey,  Norge!  You know what'd be cool??

Norway: Please don't say a road tr-

Denmark: A ROAD TRIP!

Norway: Nooo-

Denmark: Oh come on!  A day on the road,  then we'll camp at some place for a day or two.  Probably some nice calm woods or something. It'll be fun!  PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU!

Finland: That sounds nice! What do you think, Mr. Sw- I mean Sweden?

Sweden: Hm...okay.

Denmark: A road trip it is!

Norway: Fine. Just this once though.

Me: No way... those things are really long and boring. Besides,  the woods are full of wild animals and there's no Internet.

Denmark: Awwww come on, Emil!  Don't be such a.....LIME.

Me:  ....... did you just-

Finland: OHHHHHHH

Kill me please.

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Road trip.  Why?  I don't even know.  It's one of those dumb ideas that people propose and it ends up happening. I honestly didn't even want to go,  but then I changed my mind. Why?

Denmark:  I'm gonna call the guys so they can come too.

Norway: You're not gonna invite those two,  right?

Denmark: ............

Norway: Denmark... tell me you're not thinking about those two.

Denmark: .............

Norway:   PLEASE tell me you're not inviting those two imbeciles.

Denmark: ......... please?

His puppy face usually never works,  but today it did the job.

Norway: Fine. You guys bother me,  and you'll die.

Finland: Oh!  Can I invite a friend too?

Sweden:  Who?

Finland: Estoni-

Norway: No

Denmark: No

Sweden: No

Me: No

Finland: Aw.  Why?

Sweden: He's a dork.

Finland: That was mean.

Norway: Alright,  fine.  You want to invite a friend too,  Sweden?

Sweden: .......

Norway: ..... Ice? How about you?

Me: YES- I mean... okay, if I have to.

Norway: You don't have to-

Me: I ALREADY SAID YES-

Everyone: ......

That's how I ended up calling Hong Kong.  Luckily,  he wanted to get out of his house for a few days so he accepted.  I'm surprised his brother didn't even care.

So here I am,  in an RV,  sitting next to my b- Hong Kong while he's looking at this like "What the shenanigans is that?".

Hong Kong says hi.

In the same little room we're in,  Denmark's hanging out with his other two friends,  America and... Prussia was it? I don't remember. Oh wait nevermind. They've "officially"  made a trio and named themselves "The Awesome Trio".  I don't know why.  "The Annoying Trio"  sounds more appropriate.

Finland is talking to Estonia about who knows what.  Why did he even invite Estonia?  Nobody likes him- no offense. If he asks about the Nordic thing during this trip,  I will personally shove an anaconda down his throat.

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I am officially dead.  You know what happened?  Music.  Music happened.  So I don't say any names,  I'll just use letters.  Person A HAPPENED to have a phone,  so he said "Dude,  you know what would be totally cool??!"  and person B responded "What?"  so person A blasted "All Star"  on his phone and said "MUSIC" Random person C said "Awesome!"  and all three started badly singing along.  Person D popped out of nowhere and literally started screaming along and head banging.  Person E saw person D and said "..... hm?"  Person F elbowed me and laughed.  I laughed too.  Person G just sat there staring at everyone like "I want to become one of THESE guys? No thank you." and angry person H screamed "I SAID I WOULD KILL YOU IF YOU BOTHER ME"  and person B shouted "RUN,  IT'S OLD MAN NORGE!"  and person A,  B and C started running around the RV.

I don't have to say who's who,  right? It's more than obvious.

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It's about... um wait let me check

It's about 5 pm. We're still on the road.

Denmark: Are we there yet?

Sweden: No

America: How about now?

Sweden: No-

Prussia: MY BUTT HURTS!  HOW ABOUT NOW?  Are we there yet?

Sweden: GODDAMMIT,  NO!

They all "did the shutting up".

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Welp,  I'm really tired.  I'm just gonna go to sleep.  I'll write in you tomorrow,  that if we don't crash....

I'm just kidding. I hope that really doesn't happen. Oh gosh no-

-Iceland