Dear Diary:
I don't remember absolutely anything from last night ;-; (I woke up in the fridge...)
So today Hong Kong and I had a super healthy breakfast (chocolate milk and marshmallows) and then we went for a walk
HK: .....
Me: ..... So-
And then his phone rang
FFFFFF
He answered it and didn't even say a word except "W H A T" and then he hung up, turned to me and said
HK: Guess who's gonna be living with you from now on?
Me: ...... What happened?
HK: ............ Russia's staying..
at our house-
Me: BOI NO MORE 'SPLAININ' THAT'S ENOUGH
And then we ran home like
Me: HEY GUYS HONG KONG IS GONNA BE LIVING WITH US
Finland: WHAT THE FUCK NO WHY?!
HK: RUSSIA-
Finland: YOU'RE STAYING
Denmark: HOLY FUCKING LEGOS MORE PEOPLE :D
Norway: ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO BUTTER?
HK: NO
Norway: 10000/10 U STAYIN'
Sealand: dOeZ YOU LIKE MINECRAFT
HK: NO! SHUT UP
Sweden: G A S P YOU'RE VERY WELCOME HERE
Sealand: :'0
Me: YAY
HK: YAY
Everyone: Y A Y
And we danced around the table for 5 hours
Well... I made up that last part but it would of been fun
After that I asked him if he wanted to stay in the closet or under the bed and he said none and pushed me off my bed and now I sleep in the closet
I decorated it so now it has some lights and posters... And a mini fridge
____
Guess what?
Hong Kong went back to his home because Russia almost murdered South Korea and China kicked him out
..... I still wanna sleep in the closet tho
It's warm
-Iceland
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
Fiksi PenggemarNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
