Dear Diary:
Today I'm sneaking out to go to a party
You see, Norway never lets me go to any party that's after 9 pm... at least, not alone
I've heard that they're very fun and everyone dances and eats and sings and do whatever the fuck they want
Like drugs
But drugs are bad
#NoToDrugs
The reason I wanna go is because I wanna feel like an actual kid my "age"... sorta
Countries always have to do paperwork and wear weird uniforms and war and that shit
I really wanna feel normal for a while. At least a day
So that's why I'm gonna jump out my window in the middle of the night....because that's totally normal...
And nobody knows. Except Sweden because who the fuck is gonna take me? Goddammit it's dangerous and I'm not stupid enough to go alone. It's dark and scary after 9. Fortunately, Sweden doesn't give a fuck about it so he's totally fine with it
So we're gonna have so much fun and do weird stuff like normal people!
I can't wait
-Iceland
Does anyone know what the frickle frackling FUCK is going on with Wattpad?
I uploaded a chapter for another story I got and I didn't get the notification, even though it appeared as published if you clicked on the story
So I unpublished it and published it 400 times. None of those worked. I tried here too but I got the same results.
I downloaded the beta version of Wattpad and it actually let me.
Now, 40 minutes after publishing that chapter, I start getting all the goddamn notifications
Wattpad plz >_>
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
