Dear Diary:
We still can't find Denmark
We called his phone but it fell down the toilet last week
Finland is very concerned and called the police, the firefighters, animal control-
Sweden is checking in every Ikea just in case
I checked under every bridge in the city but only found hobos and mystical creatures (That's a story for another day)
Norway doesn't really seem that worried. But on the inside.... he's 10% worried
It's not the first time Denmark ran away tho, so he must have some secret place he's staying at
I don't care
Anyways, more important news, now we have 3 goats again
I still don't understand how that happened
I mean, our previous two are the same gender
Not to assume their gender though.... maybe they identify as attack helicopters or something
I don't know how goats work
At least ours
Sometimes, they're really calm and just chew on Sweden's chair, other times, they "party" with Sweden's chair, and other times, they get together and push people down the stairs.... And then continue to eat Sweden's chair
Sweden is really pissed about it but can't murder the goats because Sealand will be very upset and destroy the house
And Mr. Puffin is gone again
This whole house is a mess, I wanna run away too >:v
-Iceland
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
