Dear Diary:
Our plane crashed and we all died. Now we're lonely ghosts possessing kangaroos to communicate our feelings of agony towards humans and their neat flying artifacts they call "planes"
Boo
Seriously though, we arrived at the airport really early in the morning, like at 4 or 5 am. The hotel we chose this time was really fancy; too fancy for my liking. I felt like trash just by walking through the halls.
I decided not to skip the meeting this time, but like always, nothing interesting happened; absolutely nothing was resolved and everyone keeps getting stupid, saying useless junk information and so
That afternoon, once the meeting had ended, Hong Kong invited me to take a walk around town, ya know.... just to sightsee and do tourist stuff
We talked a bit about life, also about us and our whole relationship. It might sound really cliché, because it actually is in a way. We don't know how to be better, because we never were
I've been thinking about it... and this whole year, since I got this diary till now, things have changed so much in so little time. It's almost scary. But I don't like to think about those things, honestly
We ate some lunch in a park nearby and watched some children play on the swings
HK: Hey
Me: Hm?
HK: Do you ever want to have children?
I choked on my sandwich
Me: Why you asking?
HK: Curious
Me: Honestly, no
HK: Me neither. Let's agree to never let a dirty little shit into our lives
Me: Agreed
He wrote a small note on the sidewalk with some green chalk saying "Signing our names on this document, we hereby agree that we shall never adopt a child, even if our lives depended on it"
We both signed it and shook hands afterwards. Not even a minute after, some kid ran over it and erased some of the writing
HK: This is why we can't have nice things
Me: Does this mean it's cancelled?
HK: I believe so...Me: Shit
HK: If we ever move together and one day you suddenly appear with a child, I'll shoot it. And then I'll shoot you. I hope you'll do the same for me
Me: I'd rather shoot you and live with the child instead
HK: I'll remember that
Me: I hope you do
We made our way back to the hotel and he walked me back to my room... which is right across his
He kissed me and we made out there for a while until Denmark opened the door
Denmark: Scandalous
Me: Please go stick your fugly dick up my brother and leave us alone
Denmark: For your information, I already did that a while ago
HK: I'll add that to my list of things I did not want to know
Me: Did you kill him or something because I don't hear his "I heard you call me big brother"
HK: Your imitation of Norway is on point
Denmark: I think he left to hang out with Sweden and Finland
HK: A secret love triangle
Denmark: Le gasp
Me: I can tell they're madly in love
Denmark: What should I do??
HK: Kill us all to gain his love back
Denmark: Okay :D
And he grabbed a gun out of freaking nowhere and pointed it between my fucking eyes
Me: I FUCKING HOPE IT'S NOT LOADED, YOU FUCKING OWL
HK: "Owl"
Denmark: RELAX, IT ONLY HAS ONE
Me: ......... Who were you going to play Russian Roulette with?
Denmark: ....... Sweden
Me: ......... Get over it
HK: Welp, imma slither back to my cave now
Denmark: Snek
Me: Ssssnek
HK: Sssssne-
And then China opened the door like
China: THERE YOU ARE! HASHTAG FOUND HONG KONG. HASHTAG YOLO. HASHTAG GO COOK. HASHTAG THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO NOT OBEY MY SIMPLE ORDERS OF CLEANING THE TOILET. HASHTAG SWAGGY BITCH
HK: JSJDHAKFBEIDHWKFJSHSLKHSJSFUCCINSTAHP
They left
We left
And that was pretty much my whole day
Hm...
There's one more page left on here...
I would of written more but... I want to save it for tomorrow
Something's telling me I'm really going to need it
-Iceland
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...