Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Sunday, November 27

Dear Diary: 

I'm in my house... but it doesn't feel mine... and I'm very uncomfortable because these people... are.... trying to socially interact.... with me. And I'm scared.  Please help me-

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Ok let's just say that this is not 100% fair since I was literally dragged to this dumb meeting,  and now I'm bored with nobody to talk to but- WHAT? 

Lithuania invited Poland (more like Poland invited himself)  and nobody said anything. He ain't a Nordic OR a Baltic.  So I don't get why I can't invite somebody (COUGH)  over.  This is my house after all.  I'm just gonna... go do that and say it was a coincidence.

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Yeah,  nobody believed the "it was a coincidence" thing

It was a good plan but this happened and I can't even-

HK: Hi

Norway: ..... Iceland....

Me: It's a coincidence

Norway: ..... is that true?

Me: Yes-

HK: No

I violently patted him with a book afterwards.

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So now,  Finland and Estonia are having a wonderful chat and the meeting sorta got forgotten.

Yay.

I was about to get some bread but suddenly someone paTTED ME-

SOMEBODY TOUCHED ME AND THE PERSON WHO HAS THE PERMISSION TO TOUCH ME WAS IN FRONT OF ME-

So I turned around and saw this Poland dude and he was like-

Poland: Heeeeey

So I said

Me: Hey....

And Hong Kong was like

HK: HEY- >:v

And Lithuania, that came out of the sewers was like

Liet: H-Hey-

(I wrote Liet cause it's shorter and idk I just like it)

After Hong Kong almost beat the shit outta Poland,  they became good friends because- I honestly don't know...

So I started talking to Lithuania and he's VERY BORING. 

Extremely. 

But then I realized he isn't boring.  I'm too weird.  That's the difference. So we became... I wouldn't say friends...

-but he became someone I tolerated.

So then we all sat down and talked and we all have something in common...

I haven't figured it out yet,  but I know we have.

And now I got two more friends because fuck being introverted,  friends are nice.

Also,  I realized Poland and Hong Kong are much better friends than me and Lithuania.  They got lots of things in common though,  like they both can be serious as fuck but then you meet them and you're like "please go back to how you were before".

Lithuania probably thinks I'm a stupid fuck for some reason.  I don't know why.  I don't really wanna go ahead and say "lol I bet he's normal"  so I'm just gonna suppose that in his mind,  he's a random shit like all of us.... I hope.

I don't know I'm not a scientist.  Otherwise,  I wouldn't be writing this stupid crap.

Just kidding,  I love you- ;-;

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So... my phone's on 12%

HHHHHHH

Gonna charge it before it dies. 
..... yeah- idk

-Me

If you see a fucking typo,  notice I did not even edit this after writing