Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Monday, August 1

Dear Diary:

Happy August, I guess....

We have to go to Switzerland's in a few minutes because, like I told you yesterday, his sister is throwing him a party.

No, it's not a surprise birthday party, but since he's way too... um... "Switzerlandish" to throw one, his sister wanted to throw one for him. Of course, Switzerland didn't want one because that would mean that he'd have to interact with people.

I'm expecting cheap cake and paper cups instead of balloons.

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So, we arrived at his house and- oh my gosh, Liechtenstein (because I know that he wouldn't) invited the whole world. Seriously. Everyone was there. Switzerland looked really pissed off but he couldn't say anything to his sister, after all, she did buy absolutely everything.

The party didn't last much. We ran out of soda (pop, drinks, however the fuck you call it) and a goat attacked us so we had to leave.

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When we got home, Norway just slammed his hand on the table and yelled:

Norway: FAMILY MEETING!

Me: Um, wha-

Then I got pushed by Finland, Denmark and Sweden who rushed to the table.

Sweden: wh't

Finland: I sAID NO TALKING WHILE EATING!

Sweden: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Denmark: What's the reunion for, Norge!?

Norway: Don't call me that. We need to spend more time as family.

Me: .... we're not a fa-

Finland: WE SHOULD PLAY ONE OF THOSE MEETING GAMES PEOPLE PLAY WHEN THEY FIRST MEET!

Denmark: Oh! I'll start! Hi, I'm Denmark!

Everyone: Hello Denmark.

Me: What is going on?

Denmark: Quiet, tall midget. I like Legos and doing Norway.

Everyone: .......

Norway: ......

Denmark: ...... I MEAN DOING LAUNDRY FOR NORWAY!

Norway: ...... Hi, I'm Norway

Everyone: Hi, Norway

Norway: I like butter, coffee, magic, forcing Iceland to call me big brother and punching specific Danes.

He got up and punched Denmark.

Level Up!

Finland: Hello, I'm Finland!

Everyone: Hi, Finland.

Finland: Hm.... I like listening to music and making weird inventions that explode all the time! I also like Facebook even though I got two followers and being a boss ass bitch!
Everyone: We respect you Finland.

Sweden: Hello, I'm Sweden.

Everyone: Hello, Pewdiepie.

Sweden: I like Ikea, my wife, laughing at people when they fall and hammers. Hammers are nice.

Me: .......

Denmark: Go on, young one. Don't be afraid.

Me: Wtf Denmark? Um... I'm Iceland-

Everyone: Hi, Iceland.

Me: ..... ok-...... um.... I like Tumblr, YouTube, Hot Chocolate, Licorice, spending time with Mr. Puffin, watching movies and falling off cliffs.

Norway: Ok. Now that we met each other again, let's talk a little.

Me: Um... no thank you.

I got up and went to my room.

You would of done the same, trust me.

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I am bored. I texted Hong Kong because I sorta missed him. I mean, it's been two days. No, I'm not obsessed with Hong Kong. Nah.

Me: Hi

HK: Sup

Me: What's up?

HK: I just asked that

Me: Oh... gdi

HK: lol

Me: oh

I sorta suck at texting.

HK: u going 2 the party?

Me: I just went and got chased by a goat.

HK: No, the anime party

Me: ..... OH, when's that?

HK: three days

Me: ohhh probably. Where?

HK: mah place

Me: ...... oh kk

I must sound like a looser.

I put my phone away and I looked out the window. Nothing new.

Then out of a sudden, Denmark brutally opened my door.

Denmark: GUESS WHERE THE NEXT WORLD MEETING'S AT??

Me: THERE'S A THING CALLED KNOCKING-

Denmark: GUESS, GUESS GUESS!

So I had to guess. Idiot.

Me: Japan?

Denmark: Nope.

Me: Germany?

Denmark: Nope.

Me: Russia, da?

Denmark: NOPE, NOPE, NOPE!!

Me: Gha- I give up-

Denmark: AUSTRALIA!!!

We're going to Australia in 17 days for the World Meeting.

Yeah, World Meetings are the 18th of every month. We decided on that day to prevent what happened last time...

Also, yes diary, we travel a lot. We're countries after all, what do you expect? We HAVE to attend every world event like Olympics, World Cups, Meetings, blah blah blah.

Now, here's something you need to understand first.

We usually stay in the country that's hosting the Olympics only to see the opening ceremony. We can stay a few days too, if we want. The Nordics and I are staying two days because things are pretty crazy in South America.

World Meetings usually last a few hours only, but whoever wants to, can stay for a few more days to sightsee. We usually stay for two days, along with Switzerland, his sister, China and Hong Kong, since we share a plane together. (Ah, we found another airline that has the same offer that the other one ((10 or more and it's cheaper)) so we're using that one now) and since now I got to know Liechtenstein and Hong Kong (we never saw each other on the plane rides before) it's gonna be even funner.

So.... yeah. I got nothing else to say or explain....so...

I'm gonna go eat some cheese. Bye.

-Icelandish