Dear Diary:
HOLY FUCK I ALMOST KILLED NORWAY WITH THE FRIDGE DOOR
There is no chill way to say this so, caps all the way
So, I was so extremely hungry. VERY. I went to the fridge and the only thing in it was a stick of butter. I didn't care, I was starving
So I grabbed the butter and was about to eat it but Norway walked in like
Norway: ..... Oh, hey bro- YOU FUCKING TART YOU PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW OR I'LL SHOVE MY FIST UP YOUR ASS, RIP YOUR INTESTINES OUT AND CHOKE YOU TO DEATH
Me: NO!
AND HE PUNCHED ME AND I KARATE KICKED HIS ARM AND HE WAS ABOUT TO PUNCH MY FACE BUT I DODGED IT AND I SLAMMED HIS HEAD AGAINST THE FRIDGE AND HE PASSED OUT AND I TURNED AROUND AND SWEDEN WAS THERE JUDGING ME
Me: ...... Oh no
Sweden: Oh no, indeed
And after Norway woke up he locked himself in his room and is still in there...
I ate the butter tho idgaf
Then I got a text from him
Norway: Sorry for punching you
Me: Sorry for slamming you against the fridge door
Norway: You can keep the butter <3
Me: Creepy
Me: Already ate it tho
Norway: lol you fucker
Me: haha
So.... I think it's fair to say Norway cares about me too....? Not sure
Whatever
-Iceland
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
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