Dear Diary:
Hong Kong's house is very fucking far. It took 5 hours to get there, though I think I already mentioned this in the last chapter
...
We all slept in the car because yes. It was a horrible night. Apparently Liechtenstein sleeps talks, Sealand moves around in his sleep, Hong Kong snores (loudly) and I have insomnia
Poor China - he said we almost crashed many times
When we got to his house we were lowkey dehydrated and starving because China doesn't allow food in his car so he gave us oranges at his house :v
But then China left saying he had to go to the market... for 8 hours...
So there we were... eating... oranges
...
Liechtenstein: So... do you have any siblings, Hong Kong?
HK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sealand: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-why are we laughing?
HK: Sorta... Some live here, some don't
Liechtenstein: Can I meet them? It's not fair only Ice met them. We're all friends
Sealand: Am I a friend too? ;-;
Me: Sure, whatever
HK: No, no you can't. It's not recomendable...
Liechtenstein: Huh, why?
HK: I don't even know if they're ho-
And then South Korea burst in like
S.Korea: hEY MOTHERFUCKERS, I'M HOME
HK: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR PANTS
Liechtenstein: MY INNOCENCE!!!
S.Korea: I GOT ATTACKED BY ANGRY DOGS- ......... THERE'S A GIRL HERE. WHY IS THERE A GIRL HERE?
Liechtenstein: AM I NOT ALLOWED TO BE HERE?
S.Korea: NO! THIS PLACE IS FOR BOYS. OR YOU GROW A DICK OR YOU LEAVE
HK: SHE'S MORE OF A MAN THAN YOU'LL EVER BE
Liechtenstein: ..... What-
S.Korea: WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
HK: BECAUSE NORMAL BOYS DON'T DANCE AND SING ALONG TO K-POP
S.Korea: I INVENTED IT, I HAVE ALL THE RIGHTS
Liechtenstein: YOU LIKE K-POP TOO?
HK: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sealand: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
S.Korea: OMG MARRY ME
Liechtenstein: I'd rather not
S.Korea: My heart has shattered into a million pieces
HK: WAIT, YOU'RE FUCKING STRAIGHT?! >:v YOU'RE A DISHONOR TO OUR FAMILY
Me: I'm ashamed to have ever known you
S.Korea: :0 What a shitty day
Sealand: Don't worry! I'm straight too
HK: EVERYONE WHO'S STRAIGHT, GET OUT OF MY SWAMP
Liechtenstein: BUT-
HK: NO BUTS!
Sealand: You said butt :v
And that's how we both ended beating the three up with oranges
Besides that, it was a really fun day. We ate ice cream and played video games (Sealand won every single time) and we played with my son (He missed me a lot ;-; Sad thing is I can't remember his name...)
We were having so much fun but then Norway, Finland and Switzerland burst in like "yA'LL COMIN HOME NOW YA DING DONGS"
Me: HOW'D YOU KNOW WE WERE HERE?
Finland: China told us e v e r y t h i n g
Me: FUCK
Switzerland: WHERE'S THE GOLDEN TOILET PAPER, LIECHTENSTEIN?
Liechtenstein: Um....
Sealand: I ATE IT
Liechtenstein: That's not true, though I appreciate you trying
Switzerland: YOU'RE GROUNDED! DON'T LEAVE LIKE THAT AGAIN
Liechtenstein: ICELAND FORCED ME TO
Me: DUDE-
Switzerland: ICELAND, YOU'RE GROUNDED
Me: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
Norway: Iceland, you're grounded... Unless you call me big brother now
Me: .... Nah
Norway: okay ;-;
Finland: ICELAND, YOU'RE FUCKING GROUNDED FOR TAKING MY SMOL CHILD WITHOUT PERMISSION
Me: Y-YES MA'AM
So Sealand and I went home, we got smacked with a spatula several times and I have to survive 1 whole week without a phone or WiFi
Today was indeed a shitty day
-Iceland
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