Dear Diary:
Yes, I skipped a day.
Fight me.
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Nothing really happened yesterday, to be honest, besides Finland falling in the river...
That didn't turn out well.
We are heading back home now. I'm actually a little disappointed, since yesterday I actually fell asleep for half the day and I couldn't actually do anything. Oh well.
I'm actually really sleepy. I fell asleep five time while writing that last paragraph. I miss my bed... and my pillow.... that has a bag of licorice in it.
Can you believe that I forgot to bring licorice? I'm so stupid.
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Okay so we're still not there-
WE ALMOST RAN OVER A DOG, HOLY SHIT! Poor, poor animal...
Denmark: WOOPS, MY BAD!
Norway: WHO LET YOU DRIVE??
Denmark: Me
Norway: .....
Finland: Sweden took a break.
Norway: Oh. I would still prefer to have Iceland on the wheel.
That moment when you hear your name in a conversation you weren't even in. Rip.
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Okay so it started raining really really bad out of a sudden so we had to stop in the middle of nowhere. It's all grass. I haven't seen a car in three hours. Worst of all, we're out of gas. WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG?
Finland: We should sing a song-
Norway: We have been singing songs for three days straight. This isn't a musical, it's a fanfiction.
Me: What?
Norway: What?
I feel like something terrible just happened.
Anyways, we're all cold as fuck, stuck in a place with no heater, or food (someone ate all our food... not saying names... It wasn't me...) and bored as hell.
HK: How about we play a game?
Nooooo, shut uuuuup-
Finland: That sounds like a nice idea. How about-
America: TRUTH OR DARE!
Prussia: Awesome, I'm in.
Denmark: Count me in!
Norway: Count me out.
Finland: I'm playing!
HK: I'll play... Ice?
Me: ..... just don't make it stupid.
Sweden: If wife plays, I play.
Finland: You don't have to call me that...
Sweden: ......
Finland: ....... ok fine.
America: Everyone accepted?
Estonia: I didn't say any-
America: OKAY I'LL START!
Note that I'm actually writing in you as we play. Well, not really. I'm writing it all down on my phone (I borrowed a charger).
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...