Dear Diary:
GUESS WHAT?
NORWAY SUDDENLY GOT ADDICTED TO CASINOS AND HE WON 100000000000000000 IN ONE NIGHT SO HE INVITED US ALL ON VACATION
GUESS WHERE
FUCKING CALIFORNIA BABY
HE INVITED LIECHTENSTEIN AND HONG KONG OVER TOO SO WHOOP WHOOP
WE WENT TO DISNEYLAND AND RODE ON A ROLLERCOASTER AND ATE FREAKING COTTON CANDY ON THE ROLLERCOASTER (SEALAND CHOKED) AND WE WENT TO THE CIRCUS TOO AND ATE GIGANTIC FOOD AND WENT TO THE BEACH
LIECHTENSTEIN GOT ATTACKED BY A DUDE IN A GORILLA SUIT AND WE HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN 3 HOURS
WE TOOK PICTURES OF A WHORE STANDING IN FRONT OF A PIZZA SHOP
EVERYTHING WAS WONDERFUL
HONG KONG AND I ATE AT A VERY FANCY RESTAURANT BUT THEN HE PROPOSED
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEK IN LAS VEGAS
I'M FUCKING HIGH NOW CAN YOU TELL??!
I'M SO HAPPY THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
-ICELAND
PS: NORWAY BROKE UP WITH DENMARK AND JOINED SWEDEN AND FINLAND'S RELATIONSHIP NOW IT'S A FUCKING THREESOME
DENMARK IS FINE THO NOW HE'S STRAIGHT
tHe End
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
