Dear Diary:
I woke up in the airport
Ewww
Me: .......... *WAKES UP*
Finland: oH GOOD ICELAND IS AWAKE
Me: ...... WHY AM I HERE?
Denmark: Are you stupid? We told you almost a month ago!
Norway: World Meeting.... In Canada.... I wrote it on your calendar too
Sealand: hELLO I'M HERE TOO
FFFFFFFUCK ME
That is not an invitation by the way please don't ;-;
So we were like sitting down and doing airport business for a while and then we got on the plane
It was very full
V e r y
I sat down next to the window and looked out for a while...
And then I fell asleep
About 2 hours later Denmark woke me up like
Denmark: eMIL WAKE UP THE PLANE'S FALLING WE'RE GONNA CRASH
Me: AHHHHHHHH
AND LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE PLANE LOOKED AT ME LIKE "BOI U NEED SOME JESUS"
After a while I was getting tired and I asked Norway
Me: When are we gonna arrive?? How far is Canada??
Norway: Oh, we're not going to Canada. We're going to New York and then driving to Canada
Me: 0____0
So I slammed my face against the front seat and passed out
After approximately 6 hours I woke up again in the airport
Me: ...... Was it all a dream?
Finland: ? No! LOLZ WE'RE IN NEW YORK
ME:
So...I'm in New York
...... AGAIN
This doesn't feel nostalgic at all. I want to die ಠ-ಠ
I still have no idea how we're gonna get to Canada from here if we have no car but- E H
-Iceland
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
