HAHAHA I GOT YOU AGAIN
APRIL FOOLS I ACTUALLY DID WRITE A CHAPTER
O BOI I'M ON FIRE TODAY SOMEBODY CALL THE FUCKING FIREFIGHTERS CUZ IMMA BURN THIS PLACE WITH MY RAZZLE DAZZLE
Seriously though, here's the chapter-
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Dear Diary:
Happy April's Fool ... Or whatever I don't even know what that is
oK JUST GOOGLED IT
Apparently it's a day where everyone is an idiot so you prank them...
.......
Like... why
Since that's what the "cool kids" do I guess I'm forced to do that too...
You know cuz im so swaggy i mean boi im outta dis world literally
SO JUST FOR TODAY
WELCOME TO EMIL'S PRANK LIST
(A list of All My Aprils Fool Pranks)
>I died my hair green and jumped on the table during lunch and screamed "APRIL IS FOOL" AND EVERYONE WAS SHOCKED
Prank 1 was successful
>I prank called Liechtenstein
Her: Hello?
Me: YER A WIZARD, HARRY
AND THEN I HUNG UP
Prank 2 was successful
>I drew a dick on Sealand's forehead while he was taking a nap and then he went to a meeting with his friends
He still hasn't come back so
Prank 3 is not completed
>I called the police and told them Denmark murdered my sister and they took him to jail
But then I bailed him out so
Prank 4 was successful
>I stole Norway's butter and baked a cake
He was surprised
Prank 5 was indeed successful
>I prank called Hong Kong telling him I was pregnant and he FELL FOR IT
Me: I'm pregnant
HK: Oh wow! I totally believe you
Me: Yup! It's gonna be a boy
HK: Oh boi I can't WAIT
Me: APRIL IN FOOL MOTHERFUCKER
AND I HANGED UP IT WAS SO FUNNY
I HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE THIS MORNING
PRANK 6 FUCKING SUCCESSFUL
I NEED TO SLEEP... AND NOW MY HAIR IS... GREEN... :000
-ICELAND
I'm so fucking sorry...
YOU ARE READING
Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
